Wrestlemania VIII
Sherri let Shawn in on exactly what it took to be a main eventer in these parts
"Hell, I do all that stuff anyway!"
"Jesus Shawn, not out here"
Undertaker stared down the man who had stolen his sunbed. He would *pay*
Taker : "I got a Roberts to deliver here for ya, where do you want it?"
It was a three way dance for the title of Most Flamboyant Male (may I just note that this referee absolutely sucked ass, worst I've ever seen)
Piper: "Goddamn Rhyno glue!"
Bret tried the unique, never-before-seen, 'extract the other guy's tonsils' counter to the sleeper
Dr Hart went to clean up as Piper realised he'd be on soup for a while
"Lemme here you out there! YYYYYYYY..."
Perfect's neon shoulderpads were a bit OTT, but hey, this was Wrestlemania
Savage's outfit caused millions of viewers to simultaeneously hit their TV sets
Everyone tried to convince Savage it was a bad idea for him to 'whip it out'
The director quickly cut away to save the home viewers. Unfortunately Hebner was not so lucky and got a full frontal view.
Savage debuted his Figure Four Ball Lock. Flair was in agony and immediately reached for the ropes.
Flair: "Liz...*I* am your father"
Liz: "No! That's not possible!"
Earl just *had* to let everyone sample his new anti-persperant
Tatanka prepared for the most dramatic sneeze ever captured on film
The ref supplied the schoolboy trip, Tatanka supplied the wedgie. Now *that's* teamwork.
Hart: "Hey Teddy there's a big fat guy near you and it looks like he's trying to hit you!"
Dibiase: "No shit sherlock!"
The Bearded Fat Men Club did not take kindly to outsiders
The crowd stared in amazement as Skinner gave birth to a fully grown Hart
The umbillical cord on this one was an unusual colour
It would never be revealed just who was the homo
"I might be a homo, but at least I'm good at softball! Wait..."
Hogan prepared to take a bite out of his new string cheese shirt
Insert blonde joke here...
Sid played one intense game of pattycake
Sid tried to console Hogan. It was past his bedtime and wanted his Mommy...
Hogan went into a rage, kicking Hebner's head off in the process
Thankfully it was Homo Warrior to the rescue
"How much fucking longer do we have to stand like this?"