Wrestlemania IX
"Check out this hoss right here"
Michaels, alarmed, jumped into Tatanka's arms. It wasn't everyday a man saw Hogan convincing Vince to give him a title shot.
Michaels: "Now he's...oh gross, don't stick that in *there*!"
Tatanka: "Oh god I don't wanna hear any more!"
Steiner and Fatu didn't like to be watched during their massage sessions
The Headshrinkers recoiled as Rick insisted that *somebody* was going to jerk him off
Finally, resignedly, Scott accepted the task. Again.
Doink recoils at Crush mentioning the word "rimjob"
"Hey it's sunny out, might as well work on my t...oh wait, never mind"
Dibiase is greeted by an extra from Eyes Wide Shut (yeah I know it hadn't been made yet, blah blah)
"Hey Ross, this is what you're gonna look like in a few years!"
"Come on, who wants to blow me? I got cash..."
How To Set A Man's Ass On Fire
"I don't have a sign on my back do I?"
Taker: "I see you had bolognaise earlier"
Gonzalez: "What?..Oh jeez, not the beard again!"
The world's first simultaeneous tonsil check
Gonzalez: "What the...is that Vince with Yokozuna?"
Taker: "I do *not* wanna know"
Bret was pleased with his X-Ray specs
The giant fly-swatter lurked menacingly
Hebner shrieked as he slowly began to get caught in the gravitational pull of Yoko's ass
Fuji tried to convince Bret the middle rope was made of candy
Fuji performed "We Are The Champions" in the kareoke style while Yoko practised his Elvis impersonation
Feeding time for Hulk again
"Hmm, I wonder if I'm the only person who wanted this to happen?"