Wrestlemania X
Owen's reaction after moments earlier sneaking a look at Vince's office with his X-Ray specs
What are they gonna do this year, hire him a hooker?
I'm glad *I* wasn't in the front row that day
Savage *knew* that changing the bait to a plate of coke would catch him something good - and sure enough...
The Fat Albert impersonation contest got underway in earnest
"Ok one more time, take the hammer, and hit the bell"
"Hit the what?"
"The round thing, right there"
"What about it?"
"Hit it!"
"Hit what?"
...
"What? There's a sign on my back? Don't fuck with me on this. If there's nothing there I'm gonna kill you"
Bomb: "*sniff*..Yep, definitely crotch rot"
Quake: "I *knew* it! *sob* "
Rhyno struck again
Bret tried to ignore the giant bong in front of him and focus on his job
Owen recoiled in horror as he saw Bret had been amputated from the knees down
Here we see the first documented attempt at an Ass Cannon
Owen was ridiculously ticklish under his arm
After Owen made a crack about Bret's liking of pink suddenly it wasn't fun and games anymore
Bret: "This *really* isn't the time for a piggyback Owen"
Bret quickly realised that Owen's threat of shoving his foot up his ass was no idle one
Luna couldn't stand the thought of someone who looked weirder than her being on the same PPV
Bigelow could only watch as the ref was sucked into the black hole of WWF developmental talent
"Man, I'm gonna need something to get through this one. K, lemme see here...aww man, not baking powder AGAIN"
Savage attempts to camoflauge himself as a set of MSG steps
"So if you're after great auto work at low prices, visit Briscoe Brothers Body Shop...wait, what the hell is this?"
Without his contact lenses, Jacques had a tough time seeing exactly where he was supposed to land
The lady was unimpressed by the size of Donnie
Luger gets tired listening to Yoko bitch about the price of pizza nowadays
"Come on...just ONE ab crunch, that's all I'm asking...come on dammit!"
Razor was confused. 'diK kaerBtraeH'? Who was diK kaerBtraeH?
Shawn recoiled as the ladder hit an empty cage hanging above the ring. 'What the hell is that for?' he wondered...
Razor: "Hey what's that cage for?"
Michaels: "For the last time I don't know! Now hold the ladder steady, I hate heights"
Shawn was confused. Why did Razor have the Roman number 2 written all over his tights?
Mid-match Shawn stopped to ponder what his life would be like if he hadn't assaulted his former partner using a barber shop window
"I know everyone expects me to say it, but I'm not gonna. Even a blind man could shoot you in the ass"
Bret wept as Yoko practised his Fonzy impressions
"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy, forget all about it!..Wait, wait that's not right.."
As Yoko's tights ripped from being stretched too far the man to the left of the picture tragically died of fright
"I would like to dedicate this to the family of the man I just inadvertantly killed. He was a good man, and he died helping me go over."