Wrestlemania XI
If this was today, what are the odds they'd be facing an evil Al Qaeda tag team?
Nondescript Jobber Without Pants #1 struggled to free himself
Jarrett: "That's sleeper...S-L-Double E-P.."
Razor: "For fuck's sake Jeff knock it off"
I really have no idea what is occurring here...
Taker got stuck with taking Bundy for his night-time walkies
Unfortunately Taker picked precisely the *wrong* time to 'amuse' himself...
Gunn unleashes the highly illegal Wet Willie
Bart hadn't really paid attention in the classes on building a human pyramid
Vince was determned to rub Bart Gunn out of WWE history...literally
Old Man Backlund found a comfortable spot to take his nap
Backlund was unhappy with his dentures, so he figured he'd just get some new ones...
"WHOA, Backgammon!"
Since it was past Bob's bedtime he unfortunately dozed off mid-move. Bret could tolerate that...but when he started to drool on his shoulder, well...
Backlund tries to run away from Piper's kareoke stint but Bret is having none of it
"I am not a homo"
"Hey Shawn check me out...hey, I don't mean *literally*"
Well *somebody* had to replace the blown lightbulb
Shawn calls in vain for the Perry Saturn runin
Shawn's motioning for Diesel to kiss his ass was a little *too* vigorous
Bigelow: "It was your idea for him to wear those shorts wasn't it Pat?"
Patterson: "Well uh, I..I mean uh, Vince...well y'know it's..."
Unfortunately for Bigelow, Patterson had also been training Taylor
Bigelow asked Taylor to check his heartbeat as a precaution...he wasn't used to main eventing and was a bit nervous
Bigelow resorted to the despicable tactic of tickling Taylor's feet
The dreaded Patterson liplock was enough to secure victory
"Get me to the back quick, I gotta wash my damn mouth out"