Wrestlemania XII
At ringside Jim Ross goes into hoss overdrive
"Hmm, someone's been hitting the juice"
Finally Owen forced Jake to confess that it was indeed him who drank Owen's mouthwash
Piper decided to take over Repo Man's old job
Is it too easy to point out that Piper is approaching Goldust, who is bent over the hood of the car, while holding wood?
"We'll start the bidding at 10 bucks. Anyone? Oh come on.."
Austin is visited by the Ghost of Gimmicks Future
"What the hell...is that a zamboni?"
"So then it showed me the future, and I'm gonna be the biggest star in the history of this sport!"
"Ahahahahaha, good one Steve"
"Oh, so you don't believe me huh? Well Austin 24:17 says I'm gonna whoop your ass! Hmm...I might work on that one"
"Greetings paeons. I bow to you now, but before long, you will ALL bow to me"
HHH: "Are you absolutely *sure* about this?"
Satan: "Yep, go ahead"
"Hey I can see the glass ceiling from here!"
"God this is so embarrassing. This had better not happen again."
Nash wistfully thought of a future without Vince, jobbing, and having to work.
It was Taker's turn to change the lightbulbs
Nash: "Give me a W..."
Nash took the time to chat with Satan at ringside
"So, you think you can swing it?"
"Sure, shouldn't be a problem, lemme just make a call...hello, Eric?.."
Taker: "C'mon, get with the sucking, you know the drill"
Nash: "Ha, not anymore buddy. I'm off to a place where I am the sucked, not the sucker"
Taker: "Well, ok...but whaddya say once more, for old times' sake?"
Nash: "Oh *alright*..."
Indigestion can strike at the worst times...
"Giddyup hoss!"
Bradshaw had some *strange* ideas when it came to hazing
Piper had flashbacks to Prom night. Suddenly he began to feel very violent...
Shawn: "Well, how about if I put you in the Sharpshooter and you pass out?"
Bret: *squeezes harder*
Shawn: "OW! Jeez ok, ok..."
I love how with 20 seconds to go the women in the front row are just talking between themselves
"Got any bananas?"
Once again Bret was volunteered for the Ass Cannon experiment
"Precioussssssssssssssss..."
"Shawnegol will takes care of yous, oh yes..."
The belt was affecting him...under his breath Michaels murmured something about "stupid fat Hebner"...