Wrestlemania XIII
Bradshaw demonstrates the 'Haze-o-matic'
One-Armed Man desperately wanted the tag
Thrasher checks his watch to make sure he hasn't jobbed out too early to prevent him losing his paycheque
A pig farmer being pinned by a freak in a dress...nah, WWF was *fine* back in 97
"I can't believe I'm gettin paid for this shit!"
And here we have an example of the lesser known, very rare, Greenus Rockus
"...and then I'm gonna get my own movie!"
"...What in the *hell* have you been smoking?"
So *that's* where the DX crotch chop came from...
"Trust me kid, just keep your head down, pretty soon you'll have a steady job on Superstars"
"Hnn...nooooooooo!"
"Ok fine, I'll job, just get the old man's towel out of my mouth!"
"Jesus Dad, didn't we talk about you wearing a shirt in public?"
HHH: "It's ok...it'll be ok...I'll be on top someday...it'll be ok..."
Chyna is let out for the first time
HHH gives props to his man Satan, front row again
HHH: "..****in jip...still have to make it look interesting...gotta be a way around that somehow..."
"Say...this is pretty interesting. What if I just do this all the time? That could work. Shit yeah!"
Vader had wanted ribs, but he didn't mean literally...
Odds are high that someone somewhere heard the words "one legged man in an asskicking contest" right around now
Bret's attempt at legdropping Austin's neck over the railing went horribly wrong
God returned to his seat near the front
Shamrock was momentarily torn...check for the submission or check out Austin's ass? Tough one...
Shamrock: "Hey, my name's Ken. Wanna go for a drink later?"
Austin: "*Really* not the time right now..."
Eventually Austin had to feign passing out just to shut Shamrock up
"Hi kids!"
Dental floss can be a bitch to get out sometimes...
The first recorded sighting of the invisible crucifix
"Hey weren't you wearing purple last year?"
"Uh, yeah...my wife mixed my stuff in with hers in the wash"
"I hate it when they do that. Fortunately my wrestling gear has never gotten caught out"
"Oh man, it was terrible. Man, if I could, I'd just nab a piece of eye candy and divorce the bitch..."
"What the...is that mascara?"
"Uh...I uh...well...yes. Guilty pleasure."
"Nope, your posture seems fine"
"*sniff* Nope, no crotch rot here"
"Well, that's a relief"
"Check me out. I shaved my pits and everything!"