Wrestlemania XIV
Cornette inadvertently causes one of his own men to get shot in the ass
Remember this guy? Remember when this guy actually got *TV* time?
The Cruiserweight stacking contest got off to a bad start
HHH: "Jeez how long does it take already?"
HHH: "Hey, Satan, little help?"
Satan: *in front row* "Ohhh very well. Since you will end up marrying one of mine"
Owen screamed in frustration as HHH uncovered his secret water gun
"Gimme the gun! Give it back! Don't make me hurt you!"
Just to really piss Owen off, HHH passed the gun over to Chyna
Here's a rare sight - Marc Mero not being carried by his wife
Goldust summons the spirit of Adrian Adonis
Sable preps the WhirlyTits of Death
"For the last time Ken I don't want to go for a drink later!"
"HOW ABOUT NOW HUH? YOU WANNA GO NOW? YEAH I BET YOU DO!"
Funk: "I knew I shoulda turned left at Alberquerque"
Cactus: "What the...hey Sid!"
Voice from inside the dumpster: "Wha...oh, hey Cactus. Um...please don't tell anyone how I live?"
Road Dogg: "...Sid?"
Voice from inside the dumpster: "What the...oh great, just great. Why don't I just go on TV and show everyone I live in a dumpster?"
RD: "Uh...well..."
Funk would let Cactus go just as soon as he had the promise of a hot meal and bed to sleep in
Well, it's not every day you have a baseball legend in your crotch
"Hey...I could get used to this"
Thank goodness for Emergency Generator Druids
Kane: "I guess we'd better make this a good match, since it'll probably be the last time we face each other and all."
Taker: "...You're new at this, aren't you?"
Taker: "Hey...*gag*...easy! You're not supposed to *actually* choke me you know!"
Kane: "Oops, sorry"
Taker: "Ok now for God's sake be careful and don't drop me on my head alright? ALRIGHT? HEY! HELLO?"
"Drop ME on my head will you? Take this mother fucker! This is the last goddamn time I put anyone over!"
"Who the fuck are you calling a wifebeater?"
It was a good attempt, but making a 'J' is always difficult
"What's that say? 'Beware the fat-assed Samoan?' Yeah ok, whatever"
"Hey, those shirts aren't free you know"