Wrestlemania XV
Head: "Behind you, idiot!"
Hardcore Holly proudly displays his Grumpiest Bitter Asshole World Championship
D'Lo couldn't help himself..in the prescence of a spotlight, he just had to burst into song...
Owned
Big Show might've won a title first, but who's going to be remembered longer? Ah, sweet justice
"Hey kids, be sure to brush and floss regularly, or Mr. Socko'll pull your freakin' teeth out!"
Hebner is astonished that anyone could actually lift Mick's fat ass that high
"The Big Nasty? What the hell kind of name is that?"
It's the Blue Meanie at Wrestlemania. Nuff said.
"WANNA GO FOR A DRINK NOW?"
"Aw jeez I'm having the dream again. Ok, come on Pete wake up...wait a minute..."
HHH: "Hey, Satan, I'm on my back here, something's wrong with this picture"
Satan: *sitting in front row* "Holy shit guy, you've got less patience than that Dubya kid"
Sure enough, the sight of HHH being on his back was enough to distract Kane for long enough for the chair shot
The illegitimate love child of Giant Gonzalez made her debut
The illegitimate love child of the Elephant Man made her debut
"Ok, lemme see, she's in my crotch, and I'm looking at her...dammit, this isn't how Vince wanted it"
Ref: "Seriously, just be patient, your time to piss off the fans beyond belief will come"
Worst. Hell in the Cell. Ever.
Bossman: "You're not *really* gonna hang me right?"
Taker: "Uh...sure. Now shut up and let me hit you"
Bossman: "Hey what the ****, you said you weren't going to really hang me!"
Taker: "Meh"
Austin reels as Rock chooses to flash the People's Crotch as an offensive move
"Make fun of the People's Crotch will you?!"
"Aha see, now the People's hands have caught your candyass boot, and now the People's champ is going to lay the People's smackdown on yo..."
"Will you shut the **** up!"
"Prepare for the People's rock bottom you son of a..."
"Oh, THAT does it"
Dramatic Stunner leads to Dramatic Stunner Oversell
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh hell yeah! Now I'm gonna go home and beat my wife"
"Hey Steve could you stop with the wife beating stuff, it's not going down so well"
"Well what do you suggest?"
"Well uh...oh fine, just give me a stunner"
Earl Hebner was having the night of his life. He was out late, AND drinking a beer. Take THAT, Mom!