Wrestlemania X-7
The 'compact Jericho into as small a shape as possible contest' was going well
Bradshaw just couldn't stop himself...he had to haze them all
Eventually though, it would backfire
"Hey! HEY! Are you asleep again? Jesus, and people call me lazy. If they only knew what went on back here..."
The chestburster was poised to make its' big debut
Eddie: "Ugh, jeez, are you *trying* to make me look bad?"
Test: "Ummmmmmmm...no?"
"Yeeeeeah that's what you get for trying to make *me* look bad mang. Now I'm off to pawn this piece of crap"
Benoit: "Sorry Kurt, it's haemerroids"
Angle: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
After checking the ref as well, Benoit decided to make Angle smell his fingers out of spite
Turn around is fair play...
What *exactly* Chyna's doing with her hand I don't wanna know
Newly stuffed and mounted, Ivory would go great on Chyna's chaise lounge
"You! Stop leaving tapes of you and HHH in the VCR!"
"And you! Stop leaving tapes of you and HHH in the VCR!"
"Oh, and by the way, Mom says to stop wearing her underwear!"
"You could've at least washed them before putting them back you asshole!"
"HaHA, he'll never spot me behind this handy bin!"
The WWE Cloning Experiments never really took off
Rhyno struck again. It was up to Edge to clean up
Tragedy occurred when Matt and Bubba were chosen to test-drive the new WWE Bunk Beds
Slaughter was confused. Iron Sheik wasn't a woman. But he *looked* pregnant enough...
HHH: "And this is the part where you job"
Taker: "Uh, you didn't read *my* contract did you?"
HHH: "What? Oh you're kidding me..."
"Look, fine, I'll job, just put the hammer down..."
"Wow, I forgot what it was like up here"
Rock didn't need to apply the hold correctly. Austin would give up soon enough, having to listen to Earl Hebner's life story
Austin saw the HHH bandwagon rolling towards him and attempted to shove Rock into it's path
No matter what he tried, Austin couldn't flatten Rock out. Maybe the chair would help...
"So, how about that guaranteed 20 year contract huh?"
"Ohhh no, I'm not falling for that one again"
"Alright, well I'm off home to beat the wife"
"I'll drink to that. Goddamn bitch kicking me in the balls"