Vince decided to cancel the cruiserweight matches for the night and decided to put them to good use holding up microphones.
Heyman inspects the winner of the Chris Benoit look alike contest.
Mysterio takes up walking on stilts to avoid getting fired for being a cruiserweight. If he still gets fired, at least he already has the crazy outfit. Now he can join the circus.
Mysterio: "Maybe we're doing it wrong, but I still can't hear the ocean"
Akio: "think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts"
Benjamin's new MegaMan gimmick was a big hit.
Haas explains the wreck he saw on the way to work.
"The first car was like vrooooom, then this other car was like eeeerrrcck, and then BAAM!!"
The Big Show tries to help his friend swallow his medicine by rubbing his throat.
Guy: "I can't breathe!!"
Show: "This hurts me more than it hurts you"
Doug Basham falls asleep after reading my captions.... gaaaahh! I suck this week. I better stop before it gets worse.