Oh god! It’s true! Rikishi is a black hole
for talent! If it wasn’t for Basham # 2 Scotty would of been sucked in!
Paul: Now in an attempt to try to get a decent tag team scene, each one of you will be partnered off with the person across from you.
Holly: It’s times like this I wish I was still with Nascar..
Everyone else: So do we.
Brock: I’m King Of The World!
Show: I’m not impressed…
Brock: Now you know how I feel when I see you wrestle.
Why does Kidman NEED to take a leek at this moment?
Gunn: How Steve, who gave you directions to the next Raw Arena?
Steve: Flair…
Steve Austin can only look on and view the biggest accomplishment if his wasted youth… The high score at Pac Man at the local arcade…
Austin: Show, watch out! Brock is behind you!
Show: No biggie. The WMXX logo has his shirt. He’s not going anywhere.
Worst. Vase. Ever
Paul: Now Brock, this is the scene where you run!
Brock: I know Paul, I know… But I can’t…
Paul: Brock, I know it’s your last night on SmackDown, but please, stick to the script.
Brock: But I can’t run out of the ring…
Paul: Fine! I’ll go!!! HMMMMM!!! FUCKING RHYNO!!!!
Brock: I told you so!
Hardcore Holly’s newest Side Kick, Alabama Man!
After the day is saved Alabama Man drives off to the nearest bar on his ATV.
Paul: No Brock! Don’t jump! Don’t do it!
Brock: BUT THAT LITTLE GIRL SAID TINKY WINKY IS GAY AND USES THE INTERNET!!!
And then Brock got his ass kicked by the little girl.
Moral of the story: Tinky Winky is gay, and surfs the internet.
I want YOU!!!
to get buried by a main eventer!
Show: So Brock, this is your last show?
Brock: Yeah… My last SmackDown.
Show: Well, we all wanted to get out here and tell you something… ya know… as a group…
Brock: Oh! You shouldn’t have!
Everyone: Brock,
YOU’RE A HOMO!!!!