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Vince: So, listen Warrior, we’re coming up to contract negotiation time, so let’s have a chat.
Warrior: BY THE MILK OF THE GODDESSES THAT HAVE RAINED DOWN UPON ME, FED ME AND MOLDED ME INTO THE GOD THAT I AM. BY THE POWERS OF THE COSMOS AND THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE, I STAND BEFORE YOU AS YOUR SUPREME SAVIOUR.
Vince: Ha ha, yeah that’s great Warrior, but in all seriousness, we’ve got SummerSlam ’91 coming up and I see big things for you. I’m thinking that you team with Hogan and have you feud with Slaughter and Mustafa.
Warrior: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT THAT THE GODS AND THE SWEAT OF THEIR SPAWN CAN FALL FROM THE HEAVENS TO NOURISH AND EMPOWER THE WARRIOR TO SLAY ALL BEFORE HIM AND ONCE AGAIN…
Vince: Yeah, yeah, good one, but really, I’ve got this contract here for you to sign…
Warrior: THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN TO ME AND APPEARED IN MY VISIONS. THE POWERS THEY HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME REQUIRE SLAKING.
Vince: For God’s sake, can you just speak normally for once!!!
Warrior: I need a one-off payment of $1.2m for SS and the new contract will be for $2m per annum plus expenses plus I maintain all creative control plus I maintain ownership of the name "Ultimate Warrior".
Vince: Ah, OK. Look, I’ve got to dash right now, but we’ll talk again after SummerSlam and finalise all these minor contract matters. Oh, and that ownership of the Warrior name, yeah, I like that, good luck with that hey.
(Vince leaves)
Vince: Yeah, good luck ever using that name outside of here.
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