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**TNARICK** · 12-07-2007, 02:55 AM

NWA TAG TEAM TITLES
LAX � VS THE FSNWO (LOVETTE/QUARTERMAINE)

Homicide squares off against Lovette, but before they tie up, RED SHIRT SECURITY hits the ring. Kevin Northcutt grabs a mic and says that they are here with Red Shirt Border Patrol, and they've been instructed by the President to DEPORT LAX. Ryan Nelson EXTE... doesn't extend his arm, and they handcuff Homicide and Hernandez and take them away. The ref declares Lovette and Quartermaine the NEW Tag Team Champions!

WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: LOVETTE/QUARTERMAINE

Quartermaine gets on the mic and says that they've been held down for 5 hours, and they don't want to hold anybody down. He calls out Phi Delta Slam. Phi Delta Slam come out to the ring and they stare down Quartermaine/Lovette. Quartermaine says that Phi Delta Slam are much more deserving of the tag titles than they are, and says Phi Delta Slam the tag titles. He tells the ref to raise their arms and the ref raises Phi Delta Slam's arms.

NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: PHI DELTA SLAM

AJ Styles is in the back crying. Daniels creeps up behind him and starts rubbing his chest from behind. Daniels said that he loved it when AJ put his penis in his ass. Styles tells him to get away. Daniels tells Styles he loves him. Styles acts disgusted and says that he thought Daniels was his friend. Daniels says that Styles is his friend, but he wants to @#%$ him. Styles punches Daniels in the face and they start to brawl. The closet door opens and RealVince steps out and says that homosexuality is a sin, and so Daniels will be punished. Daniels vs Styles in the ring now. RealVince says he's gotta hide from the FSNWO and gets back in the closet.

Watts is in the back kicking a can and he sees the X-Division wrestlers hanging out behind the arena in dirty coats asking for change. Watts asks what happened to them. They say that RealVince fired them. Watts says that he was fired too. Watts says that it's time for a change. Watts announces that he is running for DOA! Sabin asks him if he's got any change. Watts says he needs change for his campaign. Watts and the homeless X-Division continue to beg for change.

Daniels comes out, followed by AJ.

CHRISTOPHER DANIELS VS AJ STYLES

Daniels and AJ tie up and Daniels takes him down with a suplex thing. Daniels rolls on top of AJ and starts licking him. AJ gets freaked out and runs away. Daniels wins!

WINNER: CHRISTOPHER DANIELS (0:06)

Christian and Joe are shown sitting at a McDonalds with the nurse on the way to their fishing trip. Christian steals one of Joe's nuggets and Joe gets pissed. Christian steals another nugget and Joe challenges him to a match right on the spot. Christian asks if Joe is serious. Joe says he will pin him right now. Joe tries to lunge at Christian but falls out of his wheelchair. The nurse helps him up into the chair and Joe craps in his diaper again.

The creepers are still hanging out in the cemetary. Sting is telling a story about how he used to be WCW Champion. Raven, Jim Mitchell, and Havok are building a campfire. They start hearing "oooohhhhh oooooohhhhh" and they all get creeped out. Raven says he's scared. More "oooooooohhhhs". Sting wonders where it's coming from. "oooooohhhhhhh" Mitchell says it's coming from a tombstone and tells everyone to run. Sting, Abyss, Raven, Havok, and Mitchell run away screaming. VKM pop out from behind the tombstone. BG says "Looks like we've just creeped the creepers, Kip!" and gives Kip a high five.

Phi Delta Slam are walking around with their tag team titles. PDS say they've finally reached the top. They're finally stars. Big Tilly tells Bruno that this is the greatest moment in his entire life. Out of nowhere, Sabin and Shelley AMBUSH Phi Delta Slam and STEAL the TAG TITLES.

The FSNWO are walking around the back, looking for RealVince. Daniels comes up and asks if they've seen AJ Styles? Buck says they haven't. Buck asks Daniels if he's seen RealVince? Daniels says he was hiding in a closet. The FSNWO walk off to find RealVince and open up one of the doors to find Black Reign, Truth, Pacman, and Elix smoking weed. They open up another closet to find Kurt Angle passed out. They go to open up the third closet, finding RYAN WILSON. Northcutt asks Wilson why he keeps disappearing? Wilson says he doesn't know and says he's got something to do and walks off. Bentley tells Northcutt he thinks Wilson is up to something..

Christian and Joe are driving with the nurse

Scott Steiner is in the retirement center, playing chess with an old guy. Steiner gets checkmated, and flips out. He grabs the old guy and starts choking him before a nurse tries to peel him off. Steiner feels the nurse's tits and grabs her ass and says he's going to find some valium.

Chris Harris and James Storm are walking around outside. Borash asks what they're doing and they say that they're guarding the border from any potential aliens that come in. Kevin Northcutt comes up to them and says that that's Red Shirt Border Patrol's job. Harris asks where his partner is, cause he heard that his partner is working with RealVince? Northcutt tells them they are liars. Harris is saying that's just what he heard. Storm says he's got another bone to pick and walks off to the ring.

James Storm comes out to the ring with a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand. Storm grabs the mic and stumbles around a little bit and says that he has a bone to pick with Kurt Angle. Storm says just cause Kurt gets a DUI, mows down a couple of top stars, pukes all the time, and passes out in a closet, he thinks hes the big drunk in town. Storm says that nobody is drunker than him, and he wants to end the speculation once and for all. Storm challenges Angle to a FIRST MAN STANDING match, where the first man to pass out wins. Angle stumbles out to the ring, being held up by Karen. Storm chugs his bottle of Jack Daniels and Harris runs out with another bottle and hands it to Storm. Storm chugs the other bottle and the bell is rung.

FIRST MAN STANDING MATCH
KURT ANGLE VS JAMES STORM

Kurt grabs a bottle of vodka from Karen and starts to chug it. James Storm opens up his third bottle and starts to chug it. Angle starts stumbling around, and Storm starts puking in the ring. Storm starts stumbling around before Harris slides into the ring and dumps more Jack down Storm's throat. Karen tries to get more vodka down Kurt's throat, but Kurt pukes all over her dress/boobs and falls back onto the ringpost. Harris pours more Jack down Storm's throat and Storm falls to the mat. Kurt falls from the corner onto the mat a second later. It is unclear who won. Harris says Storm won, Karen says Kurt won. Harris asks Tenay to show an instant replay. Instant replay slow motion shows James Storm hitting the mat just before Angle. JAMES STORM WINS.

WINNER AND DRUNKEST MAN IN TNA: JAMES STORM

Erik Watts is in the back with the X-Division wrestlers asking for change. Sabin and Shelley run up with the tag team titles and say they're gonna go to a pawn shop and sell them. Watts asks if he can have some for his campaign, and they agree. They all head down to the pawn shop.

Trytan is walking around in the back. Quartermaine/Lovette/Bentley/Northcutt ask where he's been? Northcutt says he thinks that they have a rat in the ranks. Quartermaine asks who, and Northcutt says it's Ryan Wilson. Trytan EXTENDS HIS ARM and shakes his head "no". Northcutt says he's been acting weird all night and disappearing and hiding in a closet. Something is up. Trytan looks worried.

Tenay hypes up the fact that TNA President DIXIE CARTER will be here at the end of the show for a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT.

RealVince is in the back outside of his closet. Black Reign and his crew come up. RealVince says that he needs protection from the FSNWO since he helped Reign win the title earlier. Reign says that he ain't helpin' no cracker. Russo says that Reign better get to the ring because hes gonna defend the title against PACMAN. Pacman looks confused and Reign looks angry as Reign refuses. RealVince says he's fired then. Reign says he can't be fired, he's the NWA Champion. RealVince says he's stripped of the title and he's fired. RealVince asks Pacman if he wants to be fired, Pacman says no. RealVince says Pacman can be champion then.

NEW NWA CHAMPION: PACMAN

Pacman celebrates as Black Reign gets angry and tells him he sold out his heritage for a piece of gold. Truth and Elix follow Reign out the door. RealVince says he takes it back, Pacman is fired and takes his NWA title.

Hoyt Benoit is walking around the cemetary looking for Sting, Havok, Raven, Abyss, and Mitchell. VKM are hanging out and Benoit asks them if they know where the Creepers are. VKM say they scared them off. Hoyt says there's no way that he can get the curse of the dead removed now. Kip says that Benoit is in the right place, 'cause they are the VOODOO kin mafia. BG says that he is an expert at ancient curses, and pulls out "the ancient book of the dead" and reads a passage. Kip puts his hand on Hoyt's head and BG asks if Kip will remove the spirits. Kip says he will. BG asks Hoyt if he will let the spirits exit his body. Hoyt says he will. BG says "I now pronounce you MAN AND WIFE." Tenay freaks out "HOYT BENOIT AND KIP JAMES ARE MARRIED." Christopher Daniels drops down mysteriously and tells Kip he doesn't know what he's missing out on. Daniels says he never loved AJ, he always loved Kip. Kip says that it's too late. Hoyt doesn't know what's going on.

Sabin, Shelley, Dutt, and Erik Watts are at the pawn shop. Sabin puts the titles up and says they're real gold. The clerk says he will give them $7.00 for it. The X-wrestlers get excited and high five each other, while Watts looks sad.

Christian, the nurse, and Joe arrive at the lake. Joe says theres two things he loves in life, wearing a diaper and fishing, and it's a good day when you get to do both. The nurse wheels Christian and Joe out onto the boat.

Ryan Wilson is in the back, when the FSNWO confronts him. Bentley asks him what he's been up to all night? Wilson says he doesn't know what he's talking about. Bentley says to prove his loyalty to the FSNWO, Wilson needs to get to the ring and kick Eric Young's ass.

Eric Young is in the ring waiting for his match, when Ryan Wilson comes down with the FSNWO at ringside.

RYAN WILSON VS ERIC YOUNG

Wilson and Young tie up and Young throws Wilson down. Wilson gets mad and charges at Young. Young moves out of the way and throws Wilson into the corner. Young rolls up Wilson 1.....2......3!

WINNER: ERIC YOUNG

12-07-2007, 02:55 AM	#2
TNARICK Member Posts: 472	NWA TAG TEAM TITLES LAX � VS THE FSNWO (LOVETTE/QUARTERMAINE) Homicide squares off against Lovette, but before they tie up, RED SHIRT SECURITY hits the ring. Kevin Northcutt grabs a mic and says that they are here with Red Shirt Border Patrol, and they've been instructed by the President to DEPORT LAX. Ryan Nelson EXTE... doesn't extend his arm, and they handcuff Homicide and Hernandez and take them away. The ref declares Lovette and Quartermaine the NEW Tag Team Champions! WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: LOVETTE/QUARTERMAINE Quartermaine gets on the mic and says that they've been held down for 5 hours, and they don't want to hold anybody down. He calls out Phi Delta Slam. Phi Delta Slam come out to the ring and they stare down Quartermaine/Lovette. Quartermaine says that Phi Delta Slam are much more deserving of the tag titles than they are, and says Phi Delta Slam the tag titles. He tells the ref to raise their arms and the ref raises Phi Delta Slam's arms. NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: PHI DELTA SLAM AJ Styles is in the back crying. Daniels creeps up behind him and starts rubbing his chest from behind. Daniels said that he loved it when AJ put his penis in his ass. Styles tells him to get away. Daniels tells Styles he loves him. Styles acts disgusted and says that he thought Daniels was his friend. Daniels says that Styles is his friend, but he wants to @#%$ him. Styles punches Daniels in the face and they start to brawl. The closet door opens and RealVince steps out and says that homosexuality is a sin, and so Daniels will be punished. Daniels vs Styles in the ring now. RealVince says he's gotta hide from the FSNWO and gets back in the closet. Watts is in the back kicking a can and he sees the X-Division wrestlers hanging out behind the arena in dirty coats asking for change. Watts asks what happened to them. They say that RealVince fired them. Watts says that he was fired too. Watts says that it's time for a change. Watts announces that he is running for DOA! Sabin asks him if he's got any change. Watts says he needs change for his campaign. Watts and the homeless X-Division continue to beg for change. Daniels comes out, followed by AJ. CHRISTOPHER DANIELS VS AJ STYLES Daniels and AJ tie up and Daniels takes him down with a suplex thing. Daniels rolls on top of AJ and starts licking him. AJ gets freaked out and runs away. Daniels wins! WINNER: CHRISTOPHER DANIELS (0:06) Christian and Joe are shown sitting at a McDonalds with the nurse on the way to their fishing trip. Christian steals one of Joe's nuggets and Joe gets pissed. Christian steals another nugget and Joe challenges him to a match right on the spot. Christian asks if Joe is serious. Joe says he will pin him right now. Joe tries to lunge at Christian but falls out of his wheelchair. The nurse helps him up into the chair and Joe craps in his diaper again. The creepers are still hanging out in the cemetary. Sting is telling a story about how he used to be WCW Champion. Raven, Jim Mitchell, and Havok are building a campfire. They start hearing "oooohhhhh oooooohhhhh" and they all get creeped out. Raven says he's scared. More "oooooooohhhhs". Sting wonders where it's coming from. "oooooohhhhhhh" Mitchell says it's coming from a tombstone and tells everyone to run. Sting, Abyss, Raven, Havok, and Mitchell run away screaming. VKM pop out from behind the tombstone. BG says "Looks like we've just creeped the creepers, Kip!" and gives Kip a high five. Phi Delta Slam are walking around with their tag team titles. PDS say they've finally reached the top. They're finally stars. Big Tilly tells Bruno that this is the greatest moment in his entire life. Out of nowhere, Sabin and Shelley AMBUSH Phi Delta Slam and STEAL the TAG TITLES. The FSNWO are walking around the back, looking for RealVince. Daniels comes up and asks if they've seen AJ Styles? Buck says they haven't. Buck asks Daniels if he's seen RealVince? Daniels says he was hiding in a closet. The FSNWO walk off to find RealVince and open up one of the doors to find Black Reign, Truth, Pacman, and Elix smoking weed. They open up another closet to find Kurt Angle passed out. They go to open up the third closet, finding RYAN WILSON. Northcutt asks Wilson why he keeps disappearing? Wilson says he doesn't know and says he's got something to do and walks off. Bentley tells Northcutt he thinks Wilson is up to something.. Christian and Joe are driving with the nurse Scott Steiner is in the retirement center, playing chess with an old guy. Steiner gets checkmated, and flips out. He grabs the old guy and starts choking him before a nurse tries to peel him off. Steiner feels the nurse's tits and grabs her ass and says he's going to find some valium. Chris Harris and James Storm are walking around outside. Borash asks what they're doing and they say that they're guarding the border from any potential aliens that come in. Kevin Northcutt comes up to them and says that that's Red Shirt Border Patrol's job. Harris asks where his partner is, cause he heard that his partner is working with RealVince? Northcutt tells them they are liars. Harris is saying that's just what he heard. Storm says he's got another bone to pick and walks off to the ring. James Storm comes out to the ring with a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand. Storm grabs the mic and stumbles around a little bit and says that he has a bone to pick with Kurt Angle. Storm says just cause Kurt gets a DUI, mows down a couple of top stars, pukes all the time, and passes out in a closet, he thinks hes the big drunk in town. Storm says that nobody is drunker than him, and he wants to end the speculation once and for all. Storm challenges Angle to a FIRST MAN STANDING match, where the first man to pass out wins. Angle stumbles out to the ring, being held up by Karen. Storm chugs his bottle of Jack Daniels and Harris runs out with another bottle and hands it to Storm. Storm chugs the other bottle and the bell is rung. FIRST MAN STANDING MATCH KURT ANGLE VS JAMES STORM Kurt grabs a bottle of vodka from Karen and starts to chug it. James Storm opens up his third bottle and starts to chug it. Angle starts stumbling around, and Storm starts puking in the ring. Storm starts stumbling around before Harris slides into the ring and dumps more Jack down Storm's throat. Karen tries to get more vodka down Kurt's throat, but Kurt pukes all over her dress/boobs and falls back onto the ringpost. Harris pours more Jack down Storm's throat and Storm falls to the mat. Kurt falls from the corner onto the mat a second later. It is unclear who won. Harris says Storm won, Karen says Kurt won. Harris asks Tenay to show an instant replay. Instant replay slow motion shows James Storm hitting the mat just before Angle. JAMES STORM WINS. WINNER AND DRUNKEST MAN IN TNA: JAMES STORM Erik Watts is in the back with the X-Division wrestlers asking for change. Sabin and Shelley run up with the tag team titles and say they're gonna go to a pawn shop and sell them. Watts asks if he can have some for his campaign, and they agree. They all head down to the pawn shop. Trytan is walking around in the back. Quartermaine/Lovette/Bentley/Northcutt ask where he's been? Northcutt says he thinks that they have a rat in the ranks. Quartermaine asks who, and Northcutt says it's Ryan Wilson. Trytan EXTENDS HIS ARM and shakes his head "no". Northcutt says he's been acting weird all night and disappearing and hiding in a closet. Something is up. Trytan looks worried. Tenay hypes up the fact that TNA President DIXIE CARTER will be here at the end of the show for a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT. RealVince is in the back outside of his closet. Black Reign and his crew come up. RealVince says that he needs protection from the FSNWO since he helped Reign win the title earlier. Reign says that he ain't helpin' no cracker. Russo says that Reign better get to the ring because hes gonna defend the title against PACMAN. Pacman looks confused and Reign looks angry as Reign refuses. RealVince says he's fired then. Reign says he can't be fired, he's the NWA Champion. RealVince says he's stripped of the title and he's fired. RealVince asks Pacman if he wants to be fired, Pacman says no. RealVince says Pacman can be champion then. NEW NWA CHAMPION: PACMAN Pacman celebrates as Black Reign gets angry and tells him he sold out his heritage for a piece of gold. Truth and Elix follow Reign out the door. RealVince says he takes it back, Pacman is fired and takes his NWA title. Hoyt Benoit is walking around the cemetary looking for Sting, Havok, Raven, Abyss, and Mitchell. VKM are hanging out and Benoit asks them if they know where the Creepers are. VKM say they scared them off. Hoyt says there's no way that he can get the curse of the dead removed now. Kip says that Benoit is in the right place, 'cause they are the VOODOO kin mafia. BG says that he is an expert at ancient curses, and pulls out "the ancient book of the dead" and reads a passage. Kip puts his hand on Hoyt's head and BG asks if Kip will remove the spirits. Kip says he will. BG asks Hoyt if he will let the spirits exit his body. Hoyt says he will. BG says "I now pronounce you MAN AND WIFE." Tenay freaks out "HOYT BENOIT AND KIP JAMES ARE MARRIED." Christopher Daniels drops down mysteriously and tells Kip he doesn't know what he's missing out on. Daniels says he never loved AJ, he always loved Kip. Kip says that it's too late. Hoyt doesn't know what's going on. Sabin, Shelley, Dutt, and Erik Watts are at the pawn shop. Sabin puts the titles up and says they're real gold. The clerk says he will give them $7.00 for it. The X-wrestlers get excited and high five each other, while Watts looks sad. Christian, the nurse, and Joe arrive at the lake. Joe says theres two things he loves in life, wearing a diaper and fishing, and it's a good day when you get to do both. The nurse wheels Christian and Joe out onto the boat. Ryan Wilson is in the back, when the FSNWO confronts him. Bentley asks him what he's been up to all night? Wilson says he doesn't know what he's talking about. Bentley says to prove his loyalty to the FSNWO, Wilson needs to get to the ring and kick Eric Young's ass. Eric Young is in the ring waiting for his match, when Ryan Wilson comes down with the FSNWO at ringside. RYAN WILSON VS ERIC YOUNG Wilson and Young tie up and Young throws Wilson down. Wilson gets mad and charges at Young. Young moves out of the way and throws Wilson into the corner. Young rolls up Wilson 1.....2......3! WINNER: ERIC YOUNG