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**TNARICK** · 12-07-2007, 02:55 AM

The FSNWO look on angerly as Wilson runs over to a fan at ringside and grabs their sunglasses. The FSNWO go crazy when Wilson puts on THE SUNGLASSES, EXTENDS HIS ARM, AND GIVES ERIC YOUNG THE T-3. Tenay starts going nuts: "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, DON. RYAN WILSON IS TRYTAN!!" The FSNWO celebrate and bow down to Trytan as Trytan EXTENDS HIS ARM.

RealVince is in the back with Borash and says this has gotta end once and for all. RealVince says he is heading out to the ring now to finally end this.

The X-Division are shown splitting up the $7.00. Sabin calls Watts over and says he thinks Shelley and Dutt are working together to steal the money. Watts says "no, it can't be." Shelley says that they need to make sure that doesn't happen. Watts says that he could run his whole campaign on $3.50. Sabin says it could buy a quarter pounder with cheese. Sabin and Watts move in to take the money before Sabin TURNS AND HITS Watts. Dutt turns and starts beating down Shelley before Sabin and Dutt take the $7.00. Sabin grabs a coffee can that he was using to beg for change with and HITS DUTT in the head. Sabin grabs the $7.00 and runs off.

RealVince hits the ring with a mic in his hand. He says that he's had enough of this. He came in here to try and make everybody be nice, but that's not gonna happen, so he's gonna have to do things his way. He says all night, everybody's been arguing, fighting, and being rude. He says the FSNWO are out of control, and he's gonna bring in the troops to take over. RealVince rips off his shirt to reveal a ROG: RING OF GLORY shirt. He calls out his ROG troops. Nobody comes out. He calls out his ROG troops again, but again nobody comes out. The FSNWO come out and surround RealVince, until DIXIE CARTER comes out. Dixie walks out onto the ramp with a mic in her hand and says she's got a major announcement that will shake the foundations of wrestling forever.

Erik Watts comes out to the ring and asks Dixie if she will hear him out. Watts says he wants to be DOA. Watts says he has some great ideas and would be a great DOA. Dixie agrees and Watts says he will bring back the tag team titles, and work to push the X-Division back to its original level. He says he will bring in exciting new faces like RVD and Sabu and give Abyss a well earned World Title Shot. He says Samoa Joe will return to being a badass. He says he's concerned about Kurt Angle, so he will send Kurt away to rehab for a few months. Maybe a comedy tag team with Eric Young and Sharkboy. Watts says you can't blow your load all at once, you need to have a build. Watts says that he won't do anything his first week, but his second week, he will introduce a gradual build and swerves in the future, because Watts believes in the long term. TNA needs to make themselves different from the WWE, a healthy mix of wrestling and entertainment. Watts says that TNA is as good as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but if he were in charge, they'd be as good as Drake and Josh. Watts says that TNA could have a wide fanbase, not just John Goodman look alikes and their jabba-the-hut looking wives. Watts tells Dixie he's ready. Dixie thinks about it and asks the fans what they think. Dixie turns to Watts and tells him to get the hell out, he's FIRED. Dixie then goes on to her major announcement, which is that starting next week, TNA will be broadcast WORLDWIDE on FOX SPORTS NET on FRIDAYS AT 3:00 PM! Tenay and West go bezerk, with West screaming "THIS IS WHAT WE'VE WORKED FOR FOR FIVE YEARS, MIKE! FIVE YEARS!" The FSNWO is shown dismantling the TNA banners and spraypainting FSN on everything at ringside.

Samoa Joe, Christian, and the nurse are on the boat fishing. Joe casts his line and says he thinks hes got a catch. Joe starts tugging on the rod and his wheelchair starts to roll toward the edge of the boat. The nurse tries to grab him but Joe's wheelchair rolls into the water. Joe screams for help and his diaper comes off and floats to the surface. Joe says he doesn't know how to swim! Suddenly, Joe is grabbed by two men swimming across the lake! It's THE LAX. The LAX pull Joe to the edge of the boat and push him over into the boat. Unfortunately, Joe is so fat that he collapses a hole in the side of the boat. The boat starts sinking. The nurse is screaming for help and LAX are trying to figure out what to do while swimming in the water. Suddenly the BOAT RISES UP OUT OF THE WATER AND MAKES ITS WAY TOWARDS SHORE. LAX are swimming along side the boat as the boat makes its way towards shore. The boat finally lands on shore followed by LAX. SHARK BOY comes out from under the boat. Joe thanks Shark Boy for saving him. Out of nowhere, Chris Harris and James Storm appear to arrest LAX. RED SHIRTS. The Red Shirts show up and say that THEY'RE gonna arrest LAX.
RED SHIRTS and AMW battle it out on the shore as LAX starts sneaking away. AMW and RED SHIRTS are brawling and it seems like LAX is on a clean break until PHI DELTA SLAM stops them. PDS pulls out handcuffs and says they have been appointed by Dixie Carter and President George W. Bush as the OFFICIAL BORDER PATROL GUARDS. LAX is arrested and Samoa Joe, Christian, and the nurse wave goodbye to Shark Boy as he swims away in the ocean.

Back in the ring, TOMKO's music hits. Tomko comes down to the ring and sees the FSNWO spraypaint everywhere, Kurt Angle's puke, Hoytamania flyers, white sheets, and empty beer bottles, pills, water and the collapsed cage fragments from earlier. He starts looking around, confused.. He grabs a mic. "What happened? My flight got delayed. Did I miss my match? I was supposed to face Chris Harris. " Tomko just looks around. "I AM THE NEW NWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION"

NEW NWA CHAMPION: TOMKO.

THE END

12-07-2007, 02:55 AM	#3
TNARICK Member Posts: 472	The FSNWO look on angerly as Wilson runs over to a fan at ringside and grabs their sunglasses. The FSNWO go crazy when Wilson puts on THE SUNGLASSES, EXTENDS HIS ARM, AND GIVES ERIC YOUNG THE T-3. Tenay starts going nuts: "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, DON. RYAN WILSON IS TRYTAN!!" The FSNWO celebrate and bow down to Trytan as Trytan EXTENDS HIS ARM. RealVince is in the back with Borash and says this has gotta end once and for all. RealVince says he is heading out to the ring now to finally end this. The X-Division are shown splitting up the $7.00. Sabin calls Watts over and says he thinks Shelley and Dutt are working together to steal the money. Watts says "no, it can't be." Shelley says that they need to make sure that doesn't happen. Watts says that he could run his whole campaign on $3.50. Sabin says it could buy a quarter pounder with cheese. Sabin and Watts move in to take the money before Sabin TURNS AND HITS Watts. Dutt turns and starts beating down Shelley before Sabin and Dutt take the $7.00. Sabin grabs a coffee can that he was using to beg for change with and HITS DUTT in the head. Sabin grabs the $7.00 and runs off. RealVince hits the ring with a mic in his hand. He says that he's had enough of this. He came in here to try and make everybody be nice, but that's not gonna happen, so he's gonna have to do things his way. He says all night, everybody's been arguing, fighting, and being rude. He says the FSNWO are out of control, and he's gonna bring in the troops to take over. RealVince rips off his shirt to reveal a ROG: RING OF GLORY shirt. He calls out his ROG troops. Nobody comes out. He calls out his ROG troops again, but again nobody comes out. The FSNWO come out and surround RealVince, until DIXIE CARTER comes out. Dixie walks out onto the ramp with a mic in her hand and says she's got a major announcement that will shake the foundations of wrestling forever. Erik Watts comes out to the ring and asks Dixie if she will hear him out. Watts says he wants to be DOA. Watts says he has some great ideas and would be a great DOA. Dixie agrees and Watts says he will bring back the tag team titles, and work to push the X-Division back to its original level. He says he will bring in exciting new faces like RVD and Sabu and give Abyss a well earned World Title Shot. He says Samoa Joe will return to being a badass. He says he's concerned about Kurt Angle, so he will send Kurt away to rehab for a few months. Maybe a comedy tag team with Eric Young and Sharkboy. Watts says you can't blow your load all at once, you need to have a build. Watts says that he won't do anything his first week, but his second week, he will introduce a gradual build and swerves in the future, because Watts believes in the long term. TNA needs to make themselves different from the WWE, a healthy mix of wrestling and entertainment. Watts says that TNA is as good as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but if he were in charge, they'd be as good as Drake and Josh. Watts says that TNA could have a wide fanbase, not just John Goodman look alikes and their jabba-the-hut looking wives. Watts tells Dixie he's ready. Dixie thinks about it and asks the fans what they think. Dixie turns to Watts and tells him to get the hell out, he's FIRED. Dixie then goes on to her major announcement, which is that starting next week, TNA will be broadcast WORLDWIDE on FOX SPORTS NET on FRIDAYS AT 3:00 PM! Tenay and West go bezerk, with West screaming "THIS IS WHAT WE'VE WORKED FOR FOR FIVE YEARS, MIKE! FIVE YEARS!" The FSNWO is shown dismantling the TNA banners and spraypainting FSN on everything at ringside. Samoa Joe, Christian, and the nurse are on the boat fishing. Joe casts his line and says he thinks hes got a catch. Joe starts tugging on the rod and his wheelchair starts to roll toward the edge of the boat. The nurse tries to grab him but Joe's wheelchair rolls into the water. Joe screams for help and his diaper comes off and floats to the surface. Joe says he doesn't know how to swim! Suddenly, Joe is grabbed by two men swimming across the lake! It's THE LAX. The LAX pull Joe to the edge of the boat and push him over into the boat. Unfortunately, Joe is so fat that he collapses a hole in the side of the boat. The boat starts sinking. The nurse is screaming for help and LAX are trying to figure out what to do while swimming in the water. Suddenly the BOAT RISES UP OUT OF THE WATER AND MAKES ITS WAY TOWARDS SHORE. LAX are swimming along side the boat as the boat makes its way towards shore. The boat finally lands on shore followed by LAX. SHARK BOY comes out from under the boat. Joe thanks Shark Boy for saving him. Out of nowhere, Chris Harris and James Storm appear to arrest LAX. RED SHIRTS. The Red Shirts show up and say that THEY'RE gonna arrest LAX. RED SHIRTS and AMW battle it out on the shore as LAX starts sneaking away. AMW and RED SHIRTS are brawling and it seems like LAX is on a clean break until PHI DELTA SLAM stops them. PDS pulls out handcuffs and says they have been appointed by Dixie Carter and President George W. Bush as the OFFICIAL BORDER PATROL GUARDS. LAX is arrested and Samoa Joe, Christian, and the nurse wave goodbye to Shark Boy as he swims away in the ocean. Back in the ring, TOMKO's music hits. Tomko comes down to the ring and sees the FSNWO spraypaint everywhere, Kurt Angle's puke, Hoytamania flyers, white sheets, and empty beer bottles, pills, water and the collapsed cage fragments from earlier. He starts looking around, confused.. He grabs a mic. "What happened? My flight got delayed. Did I miss my match? I was supposed to face Chris Harris. " Tomko just looks around. "I AM THE NEW NWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION" NEW NWA CHAMPION: TOMKO. THE END