Tired of the Atkins diet, Cena began nibbling on the microphone.
The latest victim of Triple H's Hold-Down Aura, Cena was forced to continually hit himself.
Now listen here, you little punk! When I signed the name Jamie Knoble, I thought I was getting a Diva. Seeing as how your tits are lacking, if you want to keep your job, I suggest you get to sucking.
Rey Mysterio becomes the first victim of the Electric Crucifix 9000
A sympathetic Jamie tries to Help remove the nails from Rey's palm.
...The winners of the "most awkward siamese twins" match...
The voice of Eddie's angel tried to convince him to do the right thing, but the title belt put up a good argument...
Vince: You are getting very sleepy...
Angle: I am getting very sleepy...
Vince: I am a competent businessman...
Angle: You are a competent Businessman...
"WHY DID YOU EAT MY LAST TWINKY?"
No matter how hard he squeezed, he couldn't get any cream filling.
Spay or Neuter your pet...
...Winner of the GHA championship title...
Knowing his push was over, Danny Basham slumped into a eep drunk depression.
Not many superstars were happy that Heyman insisted that they all "make with the head" on live TV.
Nobody had the heart to tell Brock that he was standing on an ATV and thus, not really taller than Big Show.
The Undertaker's new look suprised all in attendance.
Steve Austin sighed. From Main Eventing with the Rock to squaring off iwth the "guy from that gay angle..."
Steve didn't have the heart to tell him about the spinach in his teeth...
...Or that Big Show had Funaki in his...
" ...Is that? I'll be! I wondered where the Hell Sarge got to..."
...Little did he know that a killer "W" lay in wait around the bend...
...Winner of the "World's ugliest growth on his back" award, Brock Lesnar/Paul Heyman!
Brock may have been a monster, but it was all over when Austin asked him to spell "Anthromorphic."
Refusing to wear reading glasses on screen, Austin struggled with the teleprompter cues.
Try as he may, Austin was unable to win the Wet-T-Shirt contest...