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Originally Posted by The Critic
You could always play it off in the opposite direction... put a fat spin on it, and go on about how Jeff got over his vices, conquered drugs, got clean, etc., because he was so passionate about the industry and wanted the belt so bad. Emphasize how badly he wanted to "overcome his personal demons," since they wouldn't let him near the belt until he was sober.
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That doesn't make it any less delicious, especially when you look at how they've crammed Punk everywhere they could to prove that not all their wrestlers were on drugs.
Besides, Jeff would not be received as such.
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Originally Posted by The Critic
Also, they've had the belt on Cena, Lashley, and Batista prior--all guys that look like the cover of Juice Head Monthly.
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What? What are you talking about? There's no evidence Cena has ever done steroids!
And while I'm at it...
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
(Sorry, had to).