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Chris Jericho will save us.
John Cena will return to the 2nd biggest pop in history, behind CM Punk's at Survivor Series 2006.
John Cena will win the title in his return match in a 29-on-1 handicap elimination match.
John Cena will be the first man on Mars and defeat the Martian invasion force.
John Cena's new movie 'The Clown' will break box office records worldwide and result in John coming out to the ring every match dressed as a clown, pausing at the top of the ramp to spray water from a sneaky flower on his coat.
Paul/Cena 2008 will sweep to power in the US elections. Spoiler - Paul/Cena wins....
The Rock will make his return to the WWE and lose to John Cena.
John Cena enters EVERY EVENT for the US at the Olympics and wins golds at them all. Kurt Angle enters the wrestling event to challenge him, with a broken freaking neck and a broken freaking will, and loses to Cena - although he still gets cheers, despite calling the fans 'drug ridden freaks who steal houses'.
John Cena will successfully time travel from the future to Armageddon 2008 where he will face himself for the title. Cena wins, but then transports back to a minute before that and interferes in his own match costing himself the victory against himself. In a sense, all the Cena's win.
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