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If Randy Orton gets:
1. Branded by Terry Funk's Branding Iron, by Terry Funk.
2. Powerbombed on a flaming table with thumbtacks on it by Balls Mahoney
3. Punched in the face 10 times by Axl Rotten, whose prepared for a Taipei Death Match.
4. Take an Arabian Face buster off a ladder by Sabu
5. Get Fireballed by Jerry "The King" Lawler
6. Get a Fork jabbed into his head by Abdullah the Butcher
AND
7. Next thing he hears is "Enter Sandman" by Metallica, and the original Beer Drinking Badass wrestles the new Hardcore Legend in a Stairway to Hell match....
I'll...
1. scratch my balls with a cheese grater, and then cauterize the wound with Jack Daniels.
2. Shot myself in the forehead with a nail gun (people have survived this)
3. Nail my fingers to the wall.
4. Pierce my tongue with a Steaknife.
5. Make like Jack Daniels and Kick a Safe.
6. Get a Nose Ring and rip it out.
AND
7. Force myself to listen to Will Hung sing "She Bangs" on an infinite loop for 3 days straight.
Oh, and I'll finally aknowledge that Randy Orton is indeed a Hardcore Legend.
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