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Matt Hardy's return should have happened like this:
**WEEK ONE**
Vince: Ladies and gentleman, I am a man of the people, and I've heard you chanting during Edge's matches, so I've gone ahead and rehired this man...Matt Hardy!
*Live for the Moment plays*
Matt Fact: Matt is better than Edge.
Matt Fact: Matt does not like lying whores. Therefore he does not like Amy [U]or[/I] Adam.
Vince: Matthew, is there someone you would like to thank right now?
Matt: Vince...fuck you (actually let Matt say this). If you were a man of the people, you wouldn't have fired me in the first place. You're a man after money, and you've finally done some Mattematics and realised that Matt Hardy equals money. That's why I can do whatever I want to you.
*Matt Hardy proceeds to give Vince McMahon the Twist of Fate*
Matt: There are some people that I would like to thank, though. I'd like to thank you fans, for making sure that Mattitude remained even when Matt Hardy did not. You truly did make this possible, even if Vince is only seeing dollar signs in my need for revenge.
Edge, see this old bastard (points at Vince)? This is going to be you at Summerslam, where a match has been signed off and confirmed between us. Edge, when you slept with my girlfriend, you not only betrayed me personally, but you left my career in shambles. I was released because I spoke out about the WWE's precious Lita being a filthy whore, and I got shown the door. That isn't right, Edge, and at Summerslam, the Angelic Diablo is going to punish you with the righteousness of heaven, and the fury of hell. Edge, you almost took my career from me, now I am going to take your's away from you. Live for the moment, Edge, because you don't have many left.
**WEEK TWO**
*Edge appears on the titantron*
Edge: Since this business with Matt Hardy went down, all I have heard from people is "Matt is going to kick your ass," "Matt is going to get his revenge." What the hell is with that? When I "speared" Matt's girlfriend, I did it consciously, considering all the possible consequences. Pregnancy, sure; the loss of a friendship, a possibility; Matt Hardy kicking my ass? Matt, I am 6'4, 240lbs. I'm bigger than you. I've beaten you three times at WrestleMania. I'm a former Intercontinental and United States Champion. I'm Mr. Money in the Bank, and can guarantee a World Title shot wherever and whenever I want, and I can promise you that I am smart enough to cash it in at the right time, and become a World Champion. Matt, I'm not afraid of you. I have no reason to be.
From there, you have the two face off at Summerslam, with Matt Hardy getting disqualified when he nails Edge illegally with the Money in the Bank briefcase. Matt Hardy then beats the crap out of the match, and Edge escapes as Vince McMahon orders security down to the ring to restrain Matt Hardy.
Edge wins, but Matt Hardy looks like a million bucks, and the feud continues to the payoff with Matt Hardy standing tall.
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