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Originally Posted by Kane Knight
That would be a great parody. Dixie Carter visited by the ghost of her former booker, Dutch Mantel, weghed down by his own sin, and warned that she would be visited by three ghosts this evening. I know it's not exactly original, but it'd be funny as all fuck to see something like that.
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I'd actually like to see TNA become a parody of itself. You know, an intentional one, if it isn't already. Have Dixie Carter call a "writers' meeting," with Vince Russo, Dutch Mantel, Jeff Jarrett, Abyss, Scott D'Amore, Mike Tenay, Jeremy Borash, with a special appearance by Kurt Angle asking how many segments he will get this week, and the segment basically writes itself.
Dixie Carter can hear a noise in the store room, open the door, and reveal Kevin Nash sitting there in a dressing gown, trying to toast bread with the photocopier, Gob from Arrested Development-style.
In the end, Dixie can tell everyone to leave, because she's been visited by ghosts who have warned her of TNA's direction, and then she and Kevin can be the only two left in the room, and Kev can sit down, pull out his glasses, and say "Let's get to work." *Cue TNA intro*
It can't get any worse than their current programming.