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My system sells more than yours.
Yeah, well my system is more powerful! You might as well be playing tic tac toe!
Well, I have the better exclusives!
Those exclusives will come out for my system!
Nuh Uh! Your system can't match the power of my system well enough to do it!
Yuh huh! Your system has half the memory! It's only good for watching movies!
Your system breaks easily!
Your system's made by an evil corporation that's only out to make profit!
[The Universe implodes under the infinite mass of infinite irony]
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