Thread: A theory about John Cena that won't hold up under much scrutiny
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Old 01-06-2008, 06:32 AM   #8
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Yeah, I was drunk when I wrote this, but honestly, I think there is at least some validity to it:

John Cena's character is not as macho as the other successful characters of wrestling past. He appears to display the psychological components which would normally be found in a mother in the wild. He's the same animal, he's just more concerned with fighting for his cubs than fighting for himself.

And yes, those are metaphors.
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