Seriously, this is my Hindu World Order: The Undertaker should start camping it up, whilst remaining exactly the same in the ring. He adds a sexual taunt to the Tombstone, and cuts promos about how if homosexuality is a sin, then he really was the Prince of Darkness all along. He begins to get different costumes, and just flamboyantly plays the same 6'10, 305lbs monster. The only difference between him and the current Taker, is that this one is meant to be gay.
It'd be the only way to get Taker over as a heel. To completely take The Undertaker character he made iconic, and turn it on its head. He still does stuff with the lightning, but after he does it, elephant balloons are released, or something. The heat on the WrestleMania streak would be extraordinary. This guy who acts like the biggest fruit has the greatest WrestleMania record in history, and whoever ends it is going to get over as a massive babyface.
Remember when Billy & Chuck had their wedding, and they managed to get all this publicity because it was a gay wedding? The legendary Undertaker going Dumbledore could get the WWE some similar media attention.
I don't care if it ruins his character forever, and alters the legacy of an iconic professional wrestler, I want my Gender Bender Taker.
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