Thread: Wrestlers lost in the sauce
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:47 AM   #17
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Originally Posted by Indifferent Clox View Post
I just want someone to seriously be on all the brands and that be a big deal and everybody be all like "JIBBA JABBA GRR! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!"

Because that would put them over as a bad ass even if they carried flowers to each show they attended, which reminds me of my gimmick idea for the returning big show...
I'm not sure if I'd like it to go down exactly like that, but I'd love to see Rhuno Gore the shit out of Punk, and cost him to the title to someone like Shelton Benjamin, and then Rhyno declares that it is all null and void, because he's still the real ECW World Heavyweight Champion. He brings his own belt to the ring (apparently the real one was stolen, but I'm sure the WWE could make a new one), and Rhyno, CM Punk and Shelton Benjamin have an old-school three-way dance to decide who really is the ECW World Heavyweight Champion.

In that match, Rhyno is first eliminated when CM Punk and Shelton Benjamin decide he is too dangerous, so they double team him out. Rhyno gets pissed, Gores both of them, and the rest of their battle goes to a time limit draw. Seeing as we do not have a defininite ECW Champ, but war between the three men continues to some kind of Ladder Match, or something. There Rhyno wins, and officially becomes a two-time ECW World Heavyweight Champion.

And then he Gores motherfuckers on RAW and SmackDown! to get attention, calling himself the best in the WWE, and not just ECW. Cue title unificaion and one World Champion to rule the brands, with ECW bringing back the Television Title as an upper mid-card belt, which Rhyno also claims he has right to (because let's face it, he isn't going over John Cena).

Actually, let's face it: Rhyno isn't coming back.
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