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Angle in the news...
So I woke up this morning and from the radio I heard:
"Professional wrestler and Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt angle..."
...and my mind automatically filled in "Was found dead this morning from a massive anyeurism when all the steroids and painkillers in his body collided with his ego and went supernova..."
...but as it turns out it was actually just "was ordered to stand trial today on a DUI charge stemming from an incident last fall..."
Yeah, how damn sad is it that I automatically assumed that Angle's name on the radio was going to be followed up with news of his death?
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