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Originally Posted by HuracanRana
The Miz
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The Miz and Morrison have a very good run as WWE Tag Team Champs, until Miz breaks down and wants everyone to get along. He cuts a shoot promo mid match around August that it's up to wrestlers to be role models to younger children. When it airs, Miz says he has to go home, his planet needs him. Miz flies off the screen and dies on his way back to his home planet.
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Originally Posted by legend
How do you have 14,000 posts?
Anyway, Karen Angle
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It is finally revealed that Karen Angle is, yes, a former stripper. Despite being embarassed, this becomes her new gimmick where she strips all show. Kurt agrees to this change, until he sees the pole making a move on her. Kurt applies the ankle lock to the stripper pole, but the doesn't tap. Karen finds new found affection and starts dating the pole. Kurt becomes an 8x TNA World Champ in the meanwhile trading the title between himself and the stripper pole.
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Originally Posted by Skippord
La Parka
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After Vickie leaves Smackdown, Teddy needs an assistant. He brings in none other than the REAL Chairman, LA PARKA. La Parka becomes the most over person on Smackdown, and it traded to RAW. He never even wrestles, just dances and plays the chair like a guitar. Ratings go through the roof and NBC gives him his own sitcom.
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Originally Posted by The Lone Wolf
John Morrison
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John Morrison starts to get over in his cocky heel gimmick. One of his best friends finally turns on him though....his abs. His abs got tired of not getting the treatment they deserve and leave him. Morrison and his abs feud for the better part of the year, with his abs going over in an "Ab Lounge on a pole" match.
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Originally Posted by The Ravishing One
Congrats mate.
Bret Hart
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Bret finally makes his long anticipated return to WWE and RAW, when he shows up out of the blue. He cuts a 20 minute promo, where it should only have been 4 minutes, running down American fans. HBK and HHH come to the ring to see what the hell is going on, as they get close Bret explodes with deady purple knockout gas. Then the REAL Bret shows up, hog ties HBK and HHH and carries them into the back of a pick up....never to been seen again...
Until later that night, when Bret buries them in a desert. HBK and HHH show up the next week perfectly fine.