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Originally Posted by yianni
AwFuL is the greatest sport in the whole wide world (yes there is a world beyond Victoria). It's the greatest sport in the world because you can finish last and be the 16th best team in the world or you can win the Grand Final and be world champions. It's a tough competition too, alot of demanding games, once a week for 22 out of the 52 weeks of the year!  |
Atleast AwFuL doesn't reward a team for having an unaccountable defence, despite there being 4 defenders and 1 or 2 forwards. You also don't see 87 minutes of nothing followed by 1 bullshit umpiring decision that directly influences the outcome of the match. People also don't fall over their own feet just to get a free kick (except for Lloydy but he's a poof). If you want to see high numbers then you should count the number of riots instead of the number of goals scored.
But yeah, soccer is clearly the best sport in the world simply because it is popular. But then again Hitler & Bush were also popular, so that should also make them fantastic.