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Seriously agree with the title of this thread. There were too many things wrong with this to list (but I'm going to start one anyway)
- The costume. It reminded me of the episode of "The Simpsons" where everyone flocks to the new Malibu Stacy because she has a hat now. This is the exact same American Badass, just with new hat.
- Paul Bearer doing...nothing. I marked out when I heard his voice, but...I expected the urn to come into play.
- He fought the exact same way he did when he was the Badass. I wanted to see him taken down, then Paul raising the urn, then UT sitting up. I wanted to see him no-sell the chokeslam, then roll his eyes and hit the Tombstone. Instead, it was all the same punch-punch-punch shit we've been seeing for four years.
That's just a start, but I have a paper to write and an alarm clock set for five-and-a-half hours from now...
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