GOLDUST: Listen, I know that you have been a naughty boy this year.
CHRISTIAN: I haven't!
GOLDUST: Yes, you have. And I brought you a gift too.
CHRISTIAN: What are you talking about man?
GOLDUST: Don't you like gifts?
(Goldust hands him a jar)
GOLDUST: There you go.
CHRISTIAN: Oh yeah, that's real funny... real hilarious. New and improved Ass Cream.
GOLDUST: With 35% more ass!
CHRISTIAN: That's not funny, man! I told you, Jericho uses this stuff, not me! I don't use any Ass Cream!
(Christian walks off with the Ass Cream under his arm.)