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Originally Posted by loopydate
I can see the trailer now.
INTENSE VOICE-OVER MAN GUY: As if the first two weren't pointless enough...
*Clips from the first two movies.*
IVOMG: As if the acting wasn't ridiculous...
*Dialogue from the first two.*
IVOMG: What could possibly make "Final Destination" worse?
*3-D glasses flash up on the screen.*
IVOMG: That's right. For the first time ever, see good-looking twenty-somethings cheat death in contrived ways...IN 3-D! No longer will you have to IMAGINE what it would be like to have a basketball goal ripped out of the ground during a hurricane and hurled javelin-like at your chest...you can FEEL IT IN 3-D!
*Logo flashes up.*
IVOMG: "Final Destination 3-D" coming this summer. This film is not yet rated, but you can be sure it'll be "R," 'cause...seriously...how can this be "G?"
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