A four hour PPV with only 16 pics? WHASSUPWIT DAT!?!?!?
Cena was a little embarrassed. You would be too if you had to wear a secondary WCW title when you lost your lock and chain.
Booker T: That sign doesn’t say that… Tell me that sign doesn’t say that!
RVD: Sunday Night Heat….
Tim White: I can’t believe what I’m seeing… Xtian over Jericho…
Jericho: That’s the last time I take the last peppermint patty from Vince’s candy dish.
Victoria knew her classic “Shoot this man in the ass” shtick was past its prime when Xtian botched it on Trish.
Ref: Sorry Mick, I haven’t found your lost credibility.
Mick: Aw shucks!
In this match, the winner is the ref!
The losers are everyone who thought this match had potential.
Sable: Yeah fans! Look at us! We’re half naked!
Torrie: Yeah! We’re taking away air time from Sean O’Haire.
Sean: You’re not telling me anything I don’t already know
Chavo and Chavo Sr are Rhyno’s newest victims at WMXX.
Goldberg: I told you that you’re next!
Brock: Yeah, but at least the fans respect me…
Fan #1: TINKY WINKY IS GAY!
Fan #2: I SURF THE INERNET!!!
Fan #3: GAY TINKY WINKY SURFS THE INTERNET!!!
Goldberg: Respect?
Brock:…..shutup……
Nick Patrick: Come on Seven! Let’s go Lucky number Seven!
Rikishi: Do you NEED to play craps in this match?
Nick Patrick: Do you NEED to be crap in this match?
It’s wasn’t the fact that she had Victoria shaving her head that made Molly Holly worried. It was the fact that she had the plague on her shoulder.
Nick: I hope Earl is watching this match! No tapping, no bell!
And this is the last time Kane insults Avril Lavigne in front of The Undertaker.
And then Chris Beniot reveals his secret weapon…
Beniot: Hey Earl! Triple H is Canadian!
Earl: What?!?!?!?!?! *calls for the bell*
Eddie: So tell me Chris, does your belt talk?
Beltor: SHUT UP YOU GOD DAMNED WANNA BE CHAMPION!!! YOU’RE THE CHAMPION OF THE B-TEAM!!!!! RAW IS BETTER THAN SMACKDOWN AND ATOP THAT YOU’RE GETTING GOLDBERG WHILE WE’RE GETTING EDGE!!!! YOU STUPID GOD DAMNED WANNA BE CHAMP!!!!
Eddie: So that’s a yes…..
Now Beniot was just pissed. Just because Hardcore Holly announced his retirment when Triple H tapped does not mean they have to throw a party to overshadow Beniot's victory.