The creation of the U.S. title was part of Vince's new "Dog Collar Policy" so talented guys like John Cena don't stray into the main event.
Booker T: "Look Rob, up there, there's a beam of light that resembles an giant "A"...for Angel, we're saved!! No more jobbing for us.
RVD: "No you idiot, that's not an "A" those are 3 H's."
Booker T: "Tell me you did not just say that."
The love angle between Jericho and Trish took a turn for the worst when Christian had sex with him.
Little did Trish know that she was about to be eaten by the giant Chris Jericho.
Mick was pretty upset that Randy tore his new pair of sweat pants.
Stacy: "Have you ever deepthroated something THIS BIG?"
Torrie: "Why don't you ask Tajiri?"
Stacy immediately removed her foot and set forth for Tajiri's locker room.
Although they appeared happy, Sable and Torrie were pretty pissed thatt Moolah and Mae Young were getting more action backstage than they were.
Chavo Sr.: "You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive....that you will never give up...not matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise."
Chavo Jr.: "I promise."
Chavo Sr.: "Never let go."
Chavo Jr. "I promise I'll never let go Jack, I promise."
Chavo Sr.: "Good...wait who's Jack?"
Brock: "Man I'm itchin' to play some FOOTBALL!!"
Goldberg: "Shut up we need to finish the match first."
Brock: "Who cares, they already hate us."
Fans were quite disgusted that Rikishi shit out one of the Basham Brothers.
Molly: "Alright I'm bald, I'm bound to get a push now!"
Kane was used to being in that position when Hunter held him down.
Chris Benoit's new cannibal gimmick was mad over with the fans.
Belt: "I am the spirit of Triple H, I hereby command you to bury everybody on the roster."
Chris: "WTF?!"