Now I'm a pretty straight guy, but even I have to say that John's got the most radiant ass in wrestling.
In a vicious heel turn, John Cena leads Mr. Socko away in chains.
"What the --- ? The
United States Title?"
RVD: "Hey, Booker, does that say 'Foley: Rock, I'm getting pinned, beam me up!'"?!?!?!
Booker: "Looks like Vince is screwing around with Wrestlemania photos to piss of the TPWW.net captioneers, sucka."
RVD: "Oh, good. For a while there, I thought I was having the delirium tremens again."
Christian: "When in the hell was I ever taller than you?"
Jericho: "Just shut up and kiss me, you tall fool."
Chris knew he shouldn't have tried the Extra Spicy Pad Thai.
Let this be a lesson to us all: the guy with the nicest Legos always gets the girls.
"We're men... Manly Men! ... We're men in tights... YES!"
Strip London Bridge at its finest.
Months ago, Rey made a bet with Dawn Marie that if she'd dress up as her favorite Justice League member, he'd go to Wrestlemania dressed up as the flash. He felt kinda silly now, but DAMN Wonder Woman was fine.
Goldberg: "You can't go to the NFL, Brock. It'll ruin you. Look at me, son. I used to be on the Atlanta Falcons!"
Brock: "Oh my God... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?"
"Alright... got the money, the power, and the bitchin' Lego set ... c'mon, LADIES!"
Seconds after seeing his new president of operations, Donald Trump immediately regrets hiring personnel through that damn reality show.
Molly: "Wow, that shampoo felt nice. So we're doing hi-lites today?"
Victoria: "Er..... yyyyyeahh....."
Molly: "Why do I have this sudden urge to star in Alien 3?"
Eddie hoped that no one noticed that he'd lied and cheated to steal Golddust's boots.
Papa Smurf sure is packin' the pounds lately.
To the delight of geeks everywhere, the Ring-Wraiths take on the Dementors of Azkaban in a You-ripped-off-my-gimmick-you-hack-bastard Battle Royale.
King: "Oh, my God, JR! It's the Undertaker... and he's wearing a HAT!"
JR: "It's truly the return of the Deadman!"
King: "Now he's doing that thing with his eyes!"
JR: "Can there be no salvation for the most evil man in wrestling?"
King: "Now he's doing ... what do call that, JR?"
JR: "The most DANGEROUS move in all of.... in all of.... aw hell, I can't do this anymore! That's just Mark Calloway with a new HAT!"
JR: "Hold on, King... THAT'S new."
Minutes later, Taker was sent to the corner for sticking out his tongue in class.
Eddie: "Honestly, Chris... 'Atlanta, Georgia'?"
Benoit: "Shhhh.... Not until my green card clears!"
Failing to comprehend that Benoit didn't job to either Hunter or Michaels, the universe spontaneously combusts.