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**Porcupine** · 02-09-2008, 03:24 PM

Knowing the WWE, Kane will burn his crotch instead of his face and wear a cup on his crotch. He will then start referring to the "Monster Inside The Cup" and Vince will finally be able to use that idea they wanted to do in Kane's movie where he has a 15 foot ding dong.

They can even have him "Impress" the divas by taking off his crotch cup in front of them.

02-09-2008, 03:24 PM	#1
Porcupine Furry Furry Bah Gawd Posts: 421	Knowing the WWE, Kane will burn his crotch instead of his face and wear a cup on his crotch. He will then start referring to the "Monster Inside The Cup" and Vince will finally be able to use that idea they wanted to do in Kane's movie where he has a 15 foot ding dong. They can even have him "Impress" the divas by taking off his crotch cup in front of them.