FADE IN
INT. LOCKER ROOM
As we return from commercial, we find loopydate in his locker room on his cell phone.
LOOPY: Yeah, I've got captions to do tonight, but I'm in no rush. Yeah, it's not like anything else is going to happen. I mean, hell, I'm in the Caption Crew!
Suddenly, the door to the locker room is kicked open violently. Corkscrewed enters, holding an icepack to his head.
CORK: Where the hell were you?
LOOPY: (to phone) I'm going to call you back.
He hangs up.
LOOPY: What?
CORK: Loose Cannon just laid my ass out with a chair in the ring and you didn't do anything for...like...three days!
LOOPY: Wait, who hit you with a chair?
CORK: Loose Cannon!
LOOPY: I thought he was in the Crew.
CORK: No.
LOOPY: Is he the one that joined the STUPID NOOBs?
CORK: No, he's the one who didn't take a side.
LOOPY: Damn, it's getting harder and harder to tell people's gimmicks apart these days!
CORK: You're telling me...
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Note: I'll do the whole caption thing tomorrow. It's been a strange week, so I apologize to all both of the people who read mine every week.
