Y'know, while Victoria's at it, she might as well get rid of that nasty pit-hair Molly's sportin', too.
Eddie & Kurt: CHEESE!!!
Cameraman: God, and I thought I was working with professionals here.
Sure, it wasn't as cool as those overhead belly-to-belly suplezes, but Kurt managed to wear Eddie down into submission with his trademark "Evil Eye."
As the Battle over the WWE Title raged on, the referee delivered a devastatng combo to an already battered Richards.
"For the last time....YOU..*bam!*..ARE..*bam!*..NOT..*bam!*..ON..*bam!*..THE..*bam!*...SHOW!!!"
Eddie Guerrero: World-class athelete? Damn right! Deserving Champion? You bet your ass. Master of tying double-knots? Well, he's still got some ways to go.
Kurt: There! THAT's how you tie a double-knot! Now can we get back to the match?
It was always a custom of Wrestlemania for the WWE Champion to end his match with a one-man version of
West Side Story. Eddie is proud to carry on the legacy.
Nobody, least of all Paul Bearer, was all that happy about the surprise airing of the "Best of the Katie Vick Angle" documentary.
The Druids herald the return of their master, the legendary Dead Man, the Lord of Darkness, in the only way that was worthy: a bitchin' marshmallow roast.
'Taker made a mental note to never eat Taco Bell before a match.
Wow, they weren't lying when they said the Dead would Rise Again! They brought back fuckin' Wyatt Earp!
As another year of horrible gimmicks and jobbing to the Undertaker rolled around, Glenn couldn't help but wonder if he was the real-life inspriation for
Groundhog Day.
Kane celebrated his dastardly deeds after pulling the chair out from the Undertaker just as he was about to sit down.
I will not do a gay joke, I will not do a gay joke, I will not do a gay joke....
Dammit, NM, stay strong! Fight it! FIIIGHT IT!!!!
The more I think about it, considering how many times Jacobs has had his head in that man's crotch, he could at leat spend enough to get him some flowers or take him out to dinner first.
DAMMIT!!!!
Every once in a great while, a picture comes along that is much funnier without a caption. This.....probably isn't one of them, but I can't think of a good one that hasn't been done.
HHH: Oh, no you don't!
I get to be the one who gains respect for putting over Benoit!
Just the thought of HHH retaining at Mania was so horrible that it caused several smarks in the arena to explode in disgust.
Benoit once again proves his status as the Internet's darling by putting on another 4-star classic in his sleep.
Seconds later, Benoit bit deeply into the back of HHH's head and began to devour the Champ's brains.
Dawn of the De-Pushed is bound to be a box-office hit.
Chris was really touched that Hunter thought he was good enough let him take a look at his belt for a little while.
Eddie: So....how's YOUR standing ovation?
Benoit: Not too bad. Yours?
Eddie: Meh. I've had better.
Benoit and Eddie close the show with the traditional Wrestlemania Champions' Slow Dance.
Wow. First Sparky Plugg was getting a Title shot. Now it's Black Tiger and Wild Pegasus. What's next, Terra Ryzin? That guy who tags with Marty Janetty?
To commemorate the moment, Vince throws the cruiserweight division's contracts into a wood chipper for confetti.
******
Wow, those were unbelievably mediocre.