What matches can you remember when you heard them anounced you KNEW were gonna be bad but yet fell lower than your expectations?
The standout one in my mind is the infamous "Kennel from Hell" match between Bossman and Al Snow durring the horrible "pepper" feud. The idea was that they were gonna be in the old blue barred cage and the hell in a Cell around that and they'd have to escape from both with a "pack of wild, starved dogs" roaming in between

As bad as that sounds the fact that the "wild" dogs were walked to the ring on leashes with trainers and camera men in the cell with them they did nothing put piss around the ring and actually try to mate durring the match made this even worse than I coulda thought possible.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YO-Vf2WPCDY