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CM Punk vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin would be fucking great. I'd love to see Punk turn heel, talk about how great the Straight Edge lifestyle is, and Austin comes out and makes fun of him. Punk then slaps Austin, hits him with some harder strikes, and takes him down and places him in the Anaconda Vise. The referees and officials run out, and although Austin never taps, it's obvious he's in pain, and Punk was trying to break Austin's neck.
The next incident in their feud could have Austin coming into the ring after Punk has wrestled a match, offering Punk a Pepsi (Austin could maybe cut a promo earlier about Punk earning his respect for just being that vicious). Austin, however, withdraws his offer and hits Punk with a Stunner. The beat down does not stop there, as Austin stomps a mudhole in the tired Punk, and then drags him out to ringside and pours a beer down the throat of CM Punk.
CM Punk then challenges Austin to come out of retirement, and step into the ring with Punk. Charles Montgomery can beat down JR, spray Austin with a giant hose hooked up to a Pepsi truck, or just keeping attacking the Texas Rattlesnake. Austin agrees, and the match is set. Punk goes over Austin with the Go To Sleep, and looks like a star in the process.
Sorry to book it all out, but I think that would just be a brilliant feud between Austin and Punk.
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