CHRIS (mocking): Look! It DOES come off!
HHH: That's so not funny...
MOLLY: Wow! Rogaine really DOES work for women!
VICKY: No! YOU'RE a lesbo!
Victoria's new Harpy Scream finisher was found to have an unusual effect on her opponents.
LITA: See? I do SO know how to pin someone without injuring them or myself!
JAZZ: Oh, my knee...
Chris Jericho's new gimmick where he'd beat the crap out of his opponents, sit and rock in corners and scream, and call himself Humanity seemed...a little familiar.
HUMANITY: Enjoy yourself today!
RENE: No, seriously, Steve! This dog will lead you to beer!
ROB (under his breath): No way he'll believe that...
GRENIER (under his breath): He's not that stupid...
STEVE: Well? What're you waitin' for, ya beady-eyed little bastard?
RENE:
Sacre bleu, you have stunned Fifi!
GRENIER: PETA will hear of this...after I finish eating this drywall.
Backstage, Lance Storm wept. His shot at the Tag Team Titles was gone, now that Val Venis had been set up with a new partner, Patty Pagina.
Kane would do anything to keep from being buried, including going to Hulk Hogan's spray-on tanner.
Well, no WONDER Jackie Gayda botches moves so badly! Her left shoulder is an elf!
Earl can only look on in amazement as Stacy's high kick launches Jackie from the ring and into the 85th row.
JACKIE: Hold still. You're making this too hard!
STACY: *Gack!*
EARL: You don't braid people's hair often, do you, Jackie?
JACKIE: Why do you ask?
STACY: *Cough*
Yep. Vince has officially lost his mind. This was proven when he spent the remainder of the show standing in the middle of the ring repeating the phrase "I'm Vince McMahon, dammit! I'm Vince McMahon, dammit! I'm Vince McMahon, dammit!"
Booker T was shocked! How could he possibly have expected Steven Richards to ally himself with the Dudleyz?
Here we see RVD's reaction after Bubba says "Pink Floyd sucks."
Laughing in the crowd
Playing games with the wrestlers
She said the man in the tie-dyed singlet was a spy
I said "Be careful his right boot is really a camera"
(Rep {if I can} to s/he who gets the reference)
ROB: Hey...why can't I stand up straight? It's like there's some kind of gla--
Once again, the picture is taken just a split-second too soon. If they'd waited a bit longer, we'd see the ref executing a beautiful spinning heel kick to Spike's jaw.
TRISH: How's this?
XTIAN: Something tells me this position won't quite work...
TRISH: I know what you mean. The bed's too small...
The crowd was stunned by Trish's heel turn, but nothing could top their amazement at her duet with Christian on "Endless Love."
Aw, crap. Somebody smashed that perfectly good vase.
I think he's full.
RIC: Okay, give it to me, Champ.
CHRIS: It's okay. You can stand up, Ric. Triple H doesn't have the belt anymore.
RIC: Oh, thank God...
RVD (backstage): Well, why isn't he being stopped by the glass ce--
DAVE: Hey...that guy on the TV looks like me...
EARL: *Whew* I finally got to the point where I can watch one of these without calling for the bell.
*Batista taps out*
CHRIS: Ring the bell!
EARL: What do you people want from me?!?
CHRIS: Hey, how was Prom?
SHAWN: Oh, not too hot...
CHRIS: You broke up with Carrie, eh?
SHAWN: How did you know?