Cena had gotten some bad information. He thought those mushrooms on his wristband were supposed to make him double in size. That's the red ones, Johnny. The green ones will come in handy if Show sits on you, though.
Cena's "Missing Link" gimmick caused a riot among the MSG crowd. Goddamn puns...
No one thought Paul Wight had it in him, but damned if he didn't pull off the best-looking crucifix in wrestling.
At home, Zach Gowen threw a fit. They wouldn't let a one-legged wrestler out of jobberdom, but a guy with just a bust and a left arm gets the United States Title?!?
Worst. Men on a Mission. Ever.
Jay "Nose-Spitter-Onner" Reso's new gimmick...wasn't very good.
Christian was not very kind to those who tried to take his giant black licorice.
JR: Bah Gawd, King! It's gettin' so hot, I gotta take mah pants off!
Chris "Ocean-Knees" Jericho was always a big hit with his opponents.
CHRISTIAN: Psst. One of us needs to have a spout!
CHRISTIAN (reading): "Congratulations on your Wrestlemania win, Christian. This is a favor I will not forget. Room 888, the Plaza, 2:00 AM. Bring the champagne, kneepads, and the Shawn wig I left in your locker."
MICK: Word life!
Dave felt violated, but now Mick had an exact measurement.
RIC: Hey, Dave! What'd the five fingers say to the face?
ANNOUNCER: You never know when your topical excema will flare up...