[Afterlife]

Originally Posted by Kane Knight You mean you really have missed every time someone spelled it out to you explicitly? It's not you "playing your gimmick," you really missed all them posts directed at you, including ones you replied to? Man, that's actually kind of sad. Afterlife, I'd point out to you that this is the only time I've mentioned the possibility of an edited pop, but I don't think you actually deal in facts when you whine about me. I wasn't even saying Punk's pop was piped in, I just think it's utterly ridiculous for someone to assert it was a live show as a reason that it wasn't/couldn't have been. I mean, aside from the technology being available, we know WWE pipes in reactions big and small, things which are demonstrable and true. I know that the facts, the truth, won't sway you, but I feel obliged to say it anyway, because your strawmen seem to get more ridiculous every time you complain about me. I mean, it's not even that hard to find a real reason to bitch about me. I'm an asshole, and a smug one at that. But to repeatedly make up shit just to have something to complain about? To consistently miss my points in a way only you and Noid seem able to do? Yeah, sorry, but you're smarter than that. But for your benefit, I'll say one last thing: Arguing that something is not impossible is not the same as arguing that something actually happened. I mean, I could talk about the Magic Bullet theory, and the principles behind it, but it doesn't mean I believe in a second gunman taking Kennedy down with such a bullet. WWE can affect the sound of a live show in myriad fashions. That doesn't mean I'm saying it happned with Punk; only that anyone who asserts the improbability based on it being a live show alone is a fool. Hopefully, that's plain English enough for you.

It never ceases to amaze me how long-winded you get when someone calls you on being...well...you.

It's also fun that you start off many of your insults toward me with "You're a smart guy," and then proceed to talk down about my wits and presume, in pompous disillusionment, that not only did I miss your point, but that I am rare in thinking you anything other than paramount in knowledge of the topic at hand. (Yes, that's a big ass sentence.)

Third -- and my personal favorite -- you just spent four defensive paragraphs explaining that I'm a presumptuous idiot, when it is you, my half-bearded nemesis, who missed the fecking point. O Bohemian Irony. I was not indicating any specifics of claims from either of you. I simply chose examples to demonstrate how repetative and useless you two can be about completely rock-dumb concepts. How many times do you make cynical "fake pop" remarks, be they legit or otherwise? How many times have I had to tell Alienoid that the SS Punk Pop (which still sounds like a gay cruise ship) was a fucking FLUKE? The point was -- and is, for that matter -- that it doesn't MATTER how many times. Because nobody in threads of this genre ever fecking listens to anybody else, and you, sir, take the cake in that aspect, as demonstrated by intentionally missing my point the first time.

Now, thank the good Lord this horse is already dead, or he'd have some serious internal bleeding.