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Vince: Jeff, I have the results of your recent drug test.
Jeff: Cool, hit me.
Vince: Well, it appears as though they’ve found coke, smack and meth.
Jeff: Cool, can I have some of that then.
Vince: No. You don’t seem to understand. You know those urine tests we give you, well we use those to determine if you’ve been abusing any substances.
Jeff: Dude, so you’re telling me that whatever I take comes out in my pee?
Vince: Well, yeah.
Jeff: Cool.
Vince: Look Jeff. We’ve built an entire marketing campaign around your push and I don’t want to see my investment go down the toilet.
Jeff: Is that my pee in that jar over there?
Vince: Goddamit Jeff listen to me. We can cover this up and not leak it out.
Jeff: This jar?
Vince: Jeff, will you forget about that piss for just a minute. Look. We can do what we did with Orton and…Wait, Jeff, what are you doing…no leave that jar alone…Don’t unscrew the lid…eeeeyewwww. Gross Jeff.
Jeff: Cheers!
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