Hunter had to admit it that Benoit was right: there WAS a "Magic Eye" 3-D image imprinted on the World Heavyweight belt, and, yes, it WAS weird he hadn't noticed until now.
"Godammit, now why do I all of the sudden have the urge to put white-out all over my computer screen and find the recipe for ice?"
Molly took off in a hurry when Victoria told her that the Hive Queen had just arrived backstage!
Molly: "Damn you! There was no Hive Queen! DAMN YOU!!!!"
Victoria: "Nyahahaha!!"
When the ref started with the lame pick-up lines, the girls embarassedly turned away.
Hebner: "Oooh, Chris! Your muscles seem bigger today! Have you been working out?"
Hebner: "Oooh, and these pecs!"
Jericho: "Ummm... I'm flattered, Earl... but STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME."
Steve Austin meets the head of the WWE's writing staff.
Sylvan had missed lunch, so --- while Renee and Steve debated the pros and cons of Jerry Lewis --- he decided to nibble on the edge of Renee's looseleaf.
The WWE's first Chicken Dance Contest was off to a great start.
Glenn Jacobs was such a devoted worker that he even wrestled while stricken with the jaundice.
Shannon Moore was pissed. Brian Kendrick's outfit was so much better!
"Smell my feet!"
Stacy: "I love the Suuuubbbs!"
Jackie: "NOOOOO!!!"
"Blue Spanish eyes... tear drops are falling from your Spanish eye...."
As Bubba stifled a giggle, Booker just KNEW he was going for the old joy-buzzer gag.
Bubba: "Aw, damn. Well, Rob, I DID say I wasn't no brain surgeon."
RVD: "Buh."
D-Von takes the hardcore approach to saying "No" to drugs.
Answer to Loopy's caption: Simon and Garfunkel
The match stopped cold when RVD found a penny.
As Spike prepared to unleash the Sonic Girly Scream, the Ref knew it was time to get the hell out of the arena.
Christian: "Ruff! Ruff ruff!"
Trish: "Mrrrowww!"
Spike: "Um, guys... get a room?"
Christian: "Yes, her boob IS touching me! Thanks for asking!"
Trish: "Mmmm... yes... kiss me, Albert..."
Christian: ".... what?"
Austin auditions for the latest "Fanta Shokata" clip.
Ric: "Hey, Chris, I never knew you were from the South, too! Because, you know, OILERS SUCK!"
Benoit: "Nggg!"
Flair got really nervous when Sasquatch appeared at the top of the turnbuckle.
Batista: "Saaaay... Bugle Boys?"
This was not the right time for Earl to check out his manicure.
Hebner really hated being the Ref for the Right Guard Challenge.