'Salright, Loopy.
After surfing the net awhile, I thought of the following captions:
Batista: "Hey, 'Sports Guy' Bill Simmons on ESPN.com says I'm on loan from Vivid Video. Vivid Video? Where the hell would he get that idea? Huh, Chris? Any ideas?"
Benoit: *sigh*


In the spirit of Election 2004, Vince challenged Howard Dean to a mic-eating contest.