This is why I was so happy when ESPN.com started putting comment boxes at the end of their articles
This is an article written by DJ Gallo (100% satirical sportswriter) making his "predictions" about the 2008 season. It is clearly a joke and an excuse to poke fun at every single team but if you go to the conversation after the article people are literally freaking out and getting extremely angry about Gallo making fun of their team. It's very hilarious and I suggest you all look at it. Just don't get upset about your team's blurb.