Cena's spelling lessons didn't go too far with Goldberg, but, Cena was proud of Goldy nonetheless and commended the effort.
Paul "The Agent" Heyman quickly became frustrated when he realized that John Cena was "The One."
Cena: Thanks a ton Rhyno.
Rhyno: Hey man, anything for a buddy. Would hate to see you lose that hair like Molly did.
Rhyno: Aw crap, I'm stuck like this forever! Now I am forever doomed to the Hardcore Holly caption pose!
Faarooq: "I'd like a passport to South Africa..."
Heyman: "But... you're bleck!"
(Rep for reference.)
We know you're leaving Faarooq, but jeez, the least you can do is sell the DDT.
The Croc Hunter stumbled into the wrong part of Africa.
Scotty: Oh croykee, he's rilly got me now. He's slowly, just squeazin the 'ell ou' uh my neck. Lookit the soizuvum!
Bradshaw's reaction to Faarooq telling him, that all along, the APA was just a dream and that Faarooq was really just an imaginary friend.
Beating up your partner is bad enough, but do you really have to do it while breastfeeding a brown chicken?
You could always count on Haas, so selfless in helping his partner stretch his legs, so that he was tall enough to become a main-eventer.
Faarooq: That's me in the corner, that's me in the spot, light, losin' my religion... Tryin' to keep, an eye on you, but I don't know if I can do it... Oh no, I've said too much. I haven't said enough...
Bradshaw: I thought that I saw you laughing. I thought that I heard you sing. I think I thought I saw you try.
Faarooq: But that was just a dream, just a dream, just a dream... Dream.
Bradshaw:
Billy asked the ref how many pushes he had left, and the ref was too ashamed to show his face when he answered. This made Billy cry.
The racist referee couldn't comprehend the idea of the brother holding the man down and collapsed.
This would prove once and for ALL that the WWE's release of Zach Gowen was not a discriminating act. Not only did this guy have one leg, but HE WAS BLACK!
Benjamin LaForge: Switching to armlock position.
Captain Rey: Roger that.
Benjamin LaForge: Systems are go, executing armlock.
Captain Rey: Negative, negative.
Benjamin LaForge: Sir?
Captain Rey: Hang on, we're being hailed.
Captain Rey: This is Captain Mysterio of the SmackDown Enterprise. State your business.
Big Show Reiker: (Laughing) Wow, I didn't know they promoted Beverly Crusher's son to captain while I let myself go.
Little Rey got scared when the Big Show started jumping up and down on the wheel-go-round and shaking it.
It sure was nice of The Big Show to hold Rey up so the crowd could actually see him.
John Cena was caught red-handed after stealing one of Lita's thongs!
Paying him in KFC coupons was enough, and The Big Show was not about to put up with the referee doing the YMCA in the middle of his match.
Rey: I get a bag of incholadas, and then I eat them with my brud-dahs.
Eddie: Rey, you have really got to stop trying to rap.
Rey: I gotta eat me some more nachos, eating tortilla chips es moi macho.
Eddie: That's it holmes.
Rey: Oh no, not my arm, I need my job, please don't do me harm.
Ref: Hold still Rey, there's a huge ladybug on your head...
Worst. Perfect Plex. Ever.
Eddie asked Heyman to also consider implimenting a "WWE Illegal Immigrant Tag Team" title in the future as well.
(Paul Heyman turns on his TV.)
(8)When the eyes of the ranger are upon you...(8)
(Paul quickly changes the channel.)
(Voice from TV): STICK YOUR COCK IN MY ASS. ROAR! (Little girl wiggles her tongue rapidly out of her mouth.)
Heyman:
Since the WWE figured Brock couldn't carry his own weight, they jobbed a 290-pound deadweight to the Undertaker instead.
Undertaker proved he was the baddest horror story character of them all, when he defeated the Headless Horseman clean in the middle of the ring.
Okay. So Vince McMahon gathers up all the WWE talent. He tells them that his beautiful daughter is off limits. And to ensure that everyone abide by these rules, he carefully placed razor-blades in her genitals. The next day, Vince stops by Triple H, pulls down his pants, sees nicks and cuts on his wang and fires him. Then he sees Jericho, who has the same nicks as Trips on his penis, and fires him, and this continues with all of the WWE talent. Until Vince finally comes to 'Taker. 'Taker drops his pants, and Vince smiles in approval. Vince says, "Thank you, Undertaker, for respecting my wishes."
The Undertaker says, "Aly thime, Vish."
As if the bandanna weren't enough, The Undertaker truly represented his crip brothers with light effects.