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Originally Posted by Rock Bottom Okay. So Vince McMahon gathers up all the WWE talent. He tells them that his beautiful daughter is off limits. And to ensure that everyone abide by these rules, he carefully placed razor-blades in her genitals. The next day, Vince stops by Triple H, pulls down his pants, sees nicks and cuts on his wang and fires him. Then he sees Jericho, who has the same nicks as Trips on his penis, and fires him, and this continues with all of the WWE talent. Until Vince finally comes to 'Taker. 'Taker drops his pants, and Vince smiles in approval. Vince says, "Thank you, Undertaker, for respecting my wishes." The Undertaker says, "Aly thime, Vish."

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