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--Inoki did a clean pinfall job for a newcomer named "Big Ben Bader" on 12/27 at the Tokyo Dome in 2:49.
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You know what would rule? If this "Big Ben Bader" guy had a helmet. Make it kind of look like an elephant Helmet with Ram Horns. Best of all, get this. It could shoot steam out of the back of it! I bet that'd get over like a motherfucker!
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--The Get Well Matilda write-in is the WWF's way of building up a mailing list for its merchandise catalog
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Anybody who wrote a "Get Well Soon" letter to a dog gets whatever they deserve.