



Anything can happen in the WW(Censored): The difference between WWF in the Attitude Era and WWE now is that the old scripted material felt fresh, surprising, and exciting. You knew it was fake, but you didn't care. I think a lot of this comes down to the lack of high risk moves, but that doesn't account for all the big moments feeling forced.



Cena Betweena: I liked the little wigger who freestyled and cheated to win, but was over with everyone. For that matter, I miss people who were neither face nor heel. Austin wasn't a babyface, but he was certainly the good guy. The Rock was hardly a pure face (He was a cocky heel combined with a babyface), and he was very much over. DX were rebels, punks, and assholes, and they were over. Taker...Need I say more?


Dammit, Hassan!: This one doesn't even need an explanation. Hassan was great.

Theme More, Theme Merrier: I dunno, I'm not feeling a lot of the recent themes. And it's not just the stupid ones for the new album we'll probably forget in six weeks. Orton and Batistas are the last two I really think I could feel, and Orton's no longer fits him anyway. But beyond that, few of the themes make me think "identity." And since the theme is part of how you introduce people, they're lacking identity.
Piledrivers, Vertebreakers and Moonsaults (Oh My): Now, I'm not saying that performers should kill themselves, but the outright removal of certain moves for safety reasons is a joke, especially when you consider how little regard WWE has for the wellbeing of WWE. What's more, some people can do these "dangerous moves" pretty safely, and they're often outright banned because one douchebag couldn't take the move or perform it. And even then, a lot of the moves being done are just
boring. If they could slap some presentation on a lot of the big moves, I might not miss the Vertebreaker.