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**Avenger** · 04-30-2008, 06:09 AM

Creed

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Creed: Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature’s do-over.
tags: Creed | Season 4, Episode 4: "Money"

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Creed: I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.
tags: Creed | Season 4, Episode 1: "Fun Run"

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Creed: [on Jan’s boob job] I find it offensive. Au naturale baby, that’s how I like ‘em. Swing low sweet chariots.
tags: Creed | Season 3, Episode 23: "The Job"

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Creed: I’m a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in women’s room for number 2.
tags: Creed | Season 3, Episode 21: "Women's Appreciation"

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Phyllis: I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions and he was holding a map and when I walked over he had “it” out on the map.

Angela: Phyllis, you’re a married woman!

Creed: The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what’s all the fuss? [aside] If that’s flashing then lock me up.
tags: Angela | Creed | Phyllis | Season 3, Episode 21: "Women's Appreciation"

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Creed: The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive…like I did when I was a homeless man.
tags: Creed | Season 3, Episode 20: "Product Recall"

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Karen: You can’t give paper clips to a baby. He might swallow them.

Creed: Oh it’s ok, I’ve got tons of them.
tags: Creed | Karen | Season 3, Episode 9: "The Convict"

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Anna: Look what’s on his computer!

Michael: What’s that, a squid’s eye?

Anna: It’s my left breast.

Michael: [to Creed] How did you...

Creed: Right place at the right time.
tags: Michael Scott | Creed | Season 3, Episode 8: "The Merger"

Quote: Ryan inadvertently stares at Anna while she’s using a breast pump

Anna: Take a picture, it’ll last longer.

Ryan: I’m sorry, it’s just…it’s a little distracting…

Creed: Ditto that my brother.
tags: Creed | Ryan Howard | Season 3, Episode 8: "The Merger"

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Michael: Another thing about the Indian people: they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that, who has seen that before?

Creed: I have. That’s ‘The Union of the Monkey’

Meredith: Oh that’s what they call it.

Kevin: This is the best meeting we have ever had.

Michael: Thank you Kevin.
tags: Michael Scott | Creed | Kevin | Meredith | Season 3, Episode 6: "Diwali"

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Creed: I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing...
tags: Creed | Season 3, Episode 1: "Gay Witch Hunt"

04-30-2008, 06:09 AM	#38
Avenger est. 1884 Posts: 11,488	Creed Quote: Creed: Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature’s do-over. tags: Creed \| Season 4, Episode 4: "Money" Quote: Creed: I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader. tags: Creed \| Season 4, Episode 1: "Fun Run" Quote: Creed: [on Jan’s boob job] I find it offensive. Au naturale baby, that’s how I like ‘em. Swing low sweet chariots. tags: Creed \| Season 3, Episode 23: "The Job" Quote: Creed: I’m a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in women’s room for number 2. tags: Creed \| Season 3, Episode 21: "Women's Appreciation" Quote: Phyllis: I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions and he was holding a map and when I walked over he had “it” out on the map. Angela: Phyllis, you’re a married woman! Creed: The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what’s all the fuss? [aside] If that’s flashing then lock me up. tags: Angela \| Creed \| Phyllis \| Season 3, Episode 21: "Women's Appreciation" Quote: Creed: The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive…like I did when I was a homeless man. tags: Creed \| Season 3, Episode 20: "Product Recall" Quote: Karen: You can’t give paper clips to a baby. He might swallow them. Creed: Oh it’s ok, I’ve got tons of them. tags: Creed \| Karen \| Season 3, Episode 9: "The Convict" Quote: Anna: Look what’s on his computer! Michael: What’s that, a squid’s eye? Anna: It’s my left breast. Michael: [to Creed] How did you... Creed: Right place at the right time. tags: Michael Scott \| Creed \| Season 3, Episode 8: "The Merger" Quote: Ryan inadvertently stares at Anna while she’s using a breast pump Anna: Take a picture, it’ll last longer. Ryan: I’m sorry, it’s just…it’s a little distracting… Creed: Ditto that my brother. tags: Creed \| Ryan Howard \| Season 3, Episode 8: "The Merger" Quote: Michael: Another thing about the Indian people: they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that, who has seen that before? Creed: I have. That’s ‘The Union of the Monkey’ Meredith: Oh that’s what they call it. Kevin: This is the best meeting we have ever had. Michael: Thank you Kevin. tags: Michael Scott \| Creed \| Kevin \| Meredith \| Season 3, Episode 6: "Diwali" Quote: Creed: I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing... tags: Creed \| Season 3, Episode 1: "Gay Witch Hunt"